Keith Meredith

Well, he's always been pro-war crime, right?

One of his staff said to use the word "incursion" instead of "war", And the old man heard "excursion".

And now all of his staff are afraid to correct Emperor Caligula...

Umm, I'm pretty sure he wants to do more than just banish them...

He does seem like a small weak man who has to brag to cover his insecurities...

Epic Furry Fury

Does it seem like hegseth thinks a whole lot of americans are the enemy?

Did Emperor Caligula have to get approval from the Roman Senate before he did all his crazy sh*t?

It seems a third of Americans want to kill another third of Americans, and the last third of Americans are okay to stand by and watch as long as it doesn't interrupt their Tik Toks...

In the "Terminator" series, he was rooting for Skynet, wasn't he?

Is he a Make-A-Wish kid?

I used to think, "American voters deserve better than this!"

But nowadays I think, "no, American voters deserve every damn bit of this... "

To be honest, the more influencer stuff he does, the less damage he does as FBI director...

Does he live in some alternate universe?

Donald Trump isn't the real problem, Donald Trump is a symptom.

The real problem is the number of American voters who are okay with a dictator, as long as it's their dictator.

All comments here about him are true, but to be fair, I bet it would be surprisingly successful...

Well, at least Trump's obsession now makes sense...

If I close my eyes, and someone says "Batman", I think of an Aparo image.

As someone said, "a monkey with a flamethrower, still has a flamethrower."

If his true, unstated goal is to destroy America, what would he do differently than what he has done?

By Grabthar's Hammer, by the suns of Worvan, you shall be avenged.

Wait. Well, close enough...

The citizens of Hutchins should ask the citizens of Auschwitz how they feel of their history of a concentration camp in their city limits.

Because 50 years from now, we're going to be looking back on this time with shame...

Or laundering Russian mob money...

Well, they can still go to Liberty University, can't they?

Hmm, seems lots of us think our fellow Americans are much better people than what they are...

But, this is what we wanted, isn't it?

I was told we should all cancel our subscription when WaPo wouldn't endorse Harris for president.

I canceled my subscription. Lots of people canceled.

If everyone cancels their subscription, the paper goes out of business, right?

Don't we want a right-wing rag to go out of business?

But this is what we wanted to happen, right?

I was told we should cancel our subscription when WaPo didn't endorse Harris for president.

I canceled my subscription. Lots of people canceled subscriptions.

If everyone cancels subscriptions, the paper goes out of business, right?

Yeah, but when JD called him "America's Hitler", JD meant it as a compliment...

Alright, some Kelley Jones!

There's an old Norm Macdonald joke lurking in there...