That is surreally beautiful. Enjoy Suz
13.03.2026 07:19
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That is surreally beautiful. Enjoy Suz
A tough choice between Drenthe and Van Der Meyde
One wouldn't sully one's hands
There are a fair few messy bitches to choose from tbf
Miss read that as polishing - a nice public service
Mimi remains aloof
Poor old Hobbes had to have an abscess lanced and squeezed today by a very newly qualified vet. Poor lad ended up in a cat bag and now Meg (his twin) keeps hissing at, and slapping him
Gah!
Anybody done Girlfriend in a Skoda?
Congratulations on raising your bat (helmet still on of course)
Thanks
Vimes as new Patrician?
Ebbo beat you on this one
Nice!
First night act
American spellings all over the shop in today's strands - avoid
The Butlins gag?
Over complicated:
Corned beef, buttered (insert colloquial bread product), raw onion, mustard
Came to my primary school with Duncan McKenzie in the 80s to give a coaching session. He was great with us. Also I think is a relative of Tom Davies
She's got big stick energy
"give us a proper away allocation, stop treating us like Visigothic children"
*Gets a full away allocation
"Erm.. lads?"
Both sides of the old firm being massive dickheads is it?
Happy International Women's Day to all.
Women are, as a rule, basically fabulous and we'd all be up the creek without them.
The answer is 19th November by the way.
It's rippy affy day
Current post pub scenes
I walk about 15k steps in work a day but deliberately wear shoes that you can hear coming a mile off. I've no wish to *actually find* the kids hiding in the stairwells
Seven - fast becoming my ceiling that
1,2,5,8,10,11&14
