the crown has always been a warning.
when a leader starts to believe they are untouchable, they stop seeing their people as human.
the crown has always been a warning.
when a leader starts to believe they are untouchable, they stop seeing their people as human.
nothing like sitting in your parked car, headlights off, marinating in your thoughts like leftover soup
decompression chamber = 2009 Volkswagen Jetta
Genuinely, wtf are you talking about?
I canβt wait to pierce my veil
Weird feeling: watching people celebrate someone while your chest tightens remembering what they took from you.
holy fucking epiphany, batmanβ¦
obligatory felt cute might delete later
#confirmed
marxism is just socialism stuck in a messy situationship with revolution.
theyβre not official yet, but everyone knows itβs gonna end in communism.
What about if I put a cookie in your oatmeal?
my mom did crack and you think it was the tylenol that gave me a learning disability???
humble? always. handsome? apparently.
listening to Hobo Johnson is like eating gas station sushi. you know itβs bad, but damn if it doesnβt hit sometimes.
Armageddon? More like Armagooninβ
donβt worry, the government might shut down, but at least tylenol causes autism and antifa is a terrorist org
the orange is getting old, my haircuts cute though
raptured? i thought it was fapturedβ¦ i was so ready to goonπ
Iβm right here
idk I think being sus with the homies is healthy
silly & stupid? more like silly & stupid & sexy actually
no wifi meant my roommate and I had to interact and i was so bored I helped her outline an in depth plot line and character arc for a comic sheβs been wanting to make.
anyways, internetβs back, my services are no longer required. therefore I will be returning to my chambers. nighty night.
i try so hard to be kind and logical, and then see someone else getting what i want with crying and guilt trips. i swear i can feel my brain short-circuiting.
do you ever wish you could forward your therapistβs notes to people like βhereβs why you act like that.β
nah nothings wrong, just imagining every possible way this could go horribly, you know, casual
silence is heavier when it comes from familiar mouths
if some guy told me he had a barrel of root beer and some cats in the back of his van, ngl Iβd probably get in
nothing sends dopamine to my brain faster than seeing a bad bitch walking in her purpose.
its quiet literally my roman empire.
my drunk friends think theyβre adults; i know better