cocaine jesus

why is it snowing 😭

a cartoon character is kneeling down and blowing a bubble gum Alt: sleeping Zenitsu Agatsuma

happy monday let’s hope this celsius wakes me up

a man wearing a headset with the words " this is where the fun begins " on the bottom Alt: anakin skywalker wearing a headset with the words " this is where the fun begins " on the bottom

sage is on revenge of the sith as of rn (my number one fave)

i really need to purchase this refurbished gameboy advance bc the dog really wants it

love shitting my brains out in the morning

could a conscious AI do this?? *takes a fat bong rip and shotguns a coors light*

she said “i don’t like anything with large bodies of water” im cackling 😭

r2d2 from star wars is excited and beeps Alt: r2d2 from star wars is excited and beeps

lover is watching the star wars movies with me

love when dinner fills the air with yummy smells

i’m so ready for the weekend it’s been a fucking week

every call ive gotten from my mom so far this week has been about someone different dying wtf is going on

a close up of a dog 's face with its eyes closed and looking at the camera . Alt: a close up of a dog 's face with its eyes closed and looking at the camera .

head hurts so bad today i can’t even play games

and when i mean rage i mean they’re screaming and literally crying tears,, like buddy i understand getting mad but a game is not worth cussing ur screen out and crying about 💀

nothing makes me cackle more than watching ppl on live streams flat out rage and call everyone but themselves bad at the game when it’s very obvious they’re the one that’s fucking up

i wish i was a bodega cat

POV: Me unboxing the gift I’ve sent to myself:

7am meetings i hate u

ICE was very active in Minneapolis today, they kidnapped multiple people. ICE didn't leave, the media has moved on but we are still under federal occupation.

i’ve gotten sick four separate times with three separate things in the past like two months and i’m genuinely so over it my body needs to stop that shit

i really need to find a cozy game i can get into bc the way my current game rotation has me ready to rage is insanity

been playing rocket league more and i’m slowly getting the hang of it

BREAKING: We're suing Kansas for a law that invalidates transgender people's updated driver's licenses and authorizes anyone to sue anyone they suspect of being trans for using the "wrong" bathroom.

A screenshot of a mobile Google search results page in dark mode for the query "Kansas trans". Under the heading "News about Kansas," there is a list of four news articles: ​An article from the Kansas City Star, published 13 hours ago, with the headline "Kansas informs trans residents their driver’s licenses become invalid on Thursday". The thumbnail shows a sample Kansas driver's license. ​An article from The Independent, published 7 hours ago, with the headline "Kansas sends letters to trans drivers demanding the immediate surrender of their licenses over birthright law". The thumbnail shows small pride flags on desks inside a legislative chamber. ​An article from The Topeka Capital-Journal, published 7 hours ago, with the headline "Kansas invalidates IDs and birth certificates of transgender people". The thumbnail features a close-up of colorful pride flag stickers. ​An article from Erin In The Morning, published 16 hours ago, with the headline "Kansas Sends Letters To Trans People Demanding The Immediate Surrender Of Drivers Licenses". The thumbnail is a nighttime photo of a state capitol building illuminated in pink and red lights.

A day later and no major national news org has covered what they're doing in Kansas.

This is the flip side of the hyper focus on trans issues by the right. The national media ignores what's actually being done to trans people.

This erasure is what contributes to the persecution.

ugh that sucks ive chewed gum everyday for years i guess im lucky that hasn’t happened to me i need that shit for my anxiety 😭

just started using sour candy spray to help me quit nicotine and so far within my first 24hrs my main goal is still being able to handle sour in general but am hopeful :))

seeing boobies always makes my day better can confirm actual antidepressant

snoopy is sitting at a table with his eyes closed and his hand on his face . Alt: snoopy is sitting at a table with his eyes closed and his hand on his face .

was grocery shopping with my lover today and someone aggressively said we are “so fucking cunt”

i’ve put in well over that for sure

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pooping? i’m a professional at it