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I’m pretty sure Quinten Post hasn’t been on the bench all quarter. insane if we’re down to one healthy center and it’s Porzingis

Porzingis falling onto his butt should have a loud bowling-pins-falling-over sound effect.

we’ll remember this game as the start of the era-defining Gui/Shai rivalry of the late 2020s…

I guess he wasn’t getting serious minutes until a few months ago, but crazy Gui hasn’t scored 20 before

Can’t believe Kerr would leave next season when the Warriors FO has given him the Kerrsiest roster possible

Porzingis playing really well but also was immediately spending a lot of time with his hands on his knees catching his breath

Not that I should ever expect online fans to be rational, but it's wild to me that the "Steve Kerr is a bad coach who could never win anything without Steph Curry" narrative persists with the sheer number of games the Warriors somehow win when missing all of their players

this team being even a little competitive is Steve Kerr’s greatest achievement. total masterclass

I really like Cryer but yeah you can tell he’s a two-way guy thrown out there to sink or swim

I am still lightly pro-Warriors tanking but do really need a win here. Warriors losing plus Draymond doing something weird are the most annoying discourse nights.

BALLIN

I’ll take the 15 (!!!!!!!) rebounds though

so bummed Podz didn’t get that last assist. really deserved that triple double

Podz dominating these frauds. Podz FC we’re back up

we’re hitting the point where, if it came down to it, I would prioritize resigning Gui over Melton this offseason. Crazy crazy jump.

this is an issue with Haberstroh’s stat than with the article, which is valid, but I only count 8 games against tanking teams. LAC is definitely not tanking, DAL and NOP are bad but aren’t trying to lose.

10th (Bucks) might be pushing it but Warriors could very realistically be worse than the Hornets, Hawks, Blazers, and Clippers going forward. People take it as gospel that they can’t tank at this point and… with flattened odds, they absolutely can

I think I would probably try to hold Steph out and tank the season if I were in charge of the Warriors. Get to the 10th/11th best odds in the deepest draft in forever with a 10% chance to jump up to top 4? Nothing wrong with that.

17/6/2/2 and +8… demon. Looking like Tari Eason with actual basketball IQ

Gui Santos making a bunch of money is going to make things very complicated for the Warriors

Steph or no, the Warriors seem very unlikely to either fall out of or climb out of the 7/8 play-in game right now. take your time, I guess!

can’t condone everything in the KD dm leaks, but talking shit to the groupchat *in the locker room at halftime during a game* is a crazy level of posting

Warriors tired as hell from their first half effort

Draymond is way less washed than you’d think, he just only gets out of bed when he needs to push an agenda

the quinten post/wembanyama duel is must see tv. two of the NBA’s brightest stars going at each other…

actually, on second thought, tell everyone this is exactly how I live all the time

a cartoon character sitting at a table with the words please don 't tell anyone how i live below him ALT: a cartoon character sitting at a table with the words please don 't tell anyone how i live below him

getting this feeling whenever my team is on national TV

is cam spencer a Warriors sleeper agent? i’m just asking questions

that would feel so much worse than a standard tank loss lmao

warriors just need spend the entire game pretending that there’s three minutes left, they’re down 10, and have 25 turnovers