Delicious fried chicken, chicken fried steak, and a soup stock so dark it’s making jokes about self harm.
13.03.2026 05:50
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Delicious fried chicken, chicken fried steak, and a soup stock so dark it’s making jokes about self harm.
I have a #shabbat cooking marathon planned tonight. The goal is using up the flour before #pesach
- Fried chicken (my MiL’a request)
- chicken fried steak
- shepherd’s pie ( in honor of pi day)
- chicken soup with egg noodles
- peach pie (at my MiL’s request)
I just said the words “Star Trek” and both dogs came running!
Once again, my bshert knocks it out of the park, connecting this week's Torah portion to....the Girl Scouts of America?!
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#judaism #parsha #GSA
Me: There is a bench on my porch. Please leave the package there. Please do not ring the doorbell.
Person donating laptop: I THINK I WILL RING THE BELL!
And now the dogs have gotten all worked up and my mother-in-law was needlessly awaken from some much needed sleep.
THANKS, FELLA!
Me: I’ll watch something on the tablet while I fold laundry
Itty Bitty: My friend!!! Cuddles!!
Me: ahhh working from home with no sales meetings or team meets today. T-shirt and jeans time!
The Universe: a VIP client and your C-Suite both want to be added to your calendar today.
…I think my shirt is cursed.
Not enough matches in the world
Yupppp been there.
There are few things more frustrating yet entertaining than some rando trying to “school me” on the history of Jews and comics.
Ffs
One story [Purim] unfolds in exile and the other [Ki Tisa] at the foot of Har Sinai, but both ask the same question:
“What do we do when the world feels unsteady and Hashem feels either too far or too close?”
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Made this corner with an old typewriter, a voodoo doll someone made me, and a candle. Feels like I accidentally made an altar.
"Cis people need to shut the fuck up" needs to be on some swag ASAP
....Today, while distributing Shalach Manot for Purim, I decided to drop one off.
Maybe I'll make a new friend!
OHHHH or a nemesis!
(It's been so long since I had a good nemesis)
We moved riiight outside an Orthodox Jewish area. Some make a mistake and think that means there are no Jews here. There are, and we've been slowly finding each other.
I recently noticed a house a block away has a mezuzah on it....
1/2
Made the mistake of asking someone in a Facebook group to maybe pick a different word than an archaic anti semetic slur.
My bad. I didn’t know it was their emotional support slur.
If I’m not old enough for a web site, I’m very concerned about that site.
No USians allowed?
It;'s lit cost of gas and tolls both ways
A client just snapped at me that NO company would charge an emergency support fee to come out same day and clearly this is greed.
Why, they demand, is this not part of the normal contract?
Back me up, people, how many of you have had to pay or have charged a same day emergency support fee?
"One month before we speak of seas splitting and nations being born, we sit with a woman who never leaves the palace. One month before we celebrate open miracles, we read a story where Hashem’s name never appears.
And maybe that is exactly the point."
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Your saying that means a lot honestly.
One of the most popular Jewish music artists right now
Who happens to be a rapper
I wish I could have see the music teacher’s face….
Some of you may remember my story from a year ago where, at an open house, the head of the music department tried to “explain” why rap wasn’t “real music”. I had such fun correcting his ignorance.
My son now attends that school and guess who is performing there for Purim?
(Continued)
This is the year I spring on a food processor for Passover.
The question is, do I look for a sale one that is stand alone, or do I get an attachment for the KitchenAid that I have?
Legit asking opinions here.
Itty Bitty has joined us for our Doctor Who watching. She is intrigued.
Me: ok but you’ll need to get it framed and everyone
Him: OBVIOUSLY!
Raising him right.
Me: $40. Which is cool because it normally goes for hundreds.
Him: I’ll pay you back for it!!
Me: really?
Him: I love the Legion. The Legion made me love comics. Please.
Me: I didn’t think you were into this era
Him: I am into ALL eras!
2/
Me: Hey son, check out this cool Keith Giffen Legion of Super Heroes poster on eBay. This guys been trying to sell it for 3 months now but no one wants it because it’s creased and damaged.
Him: Wait… how much?
1/
A week ago, I posted a picture of an Afghan from my grandmother, and talked about how whenever I didn’t feel well I would use it, and it always made me think of her.
A few days later, I came across this photo of little me, snuggling into my grandmother, complete with said Afghan