Chat iβm racked
Chat iβm racked
i just hit the winning shot in pool as Put On by Jeezy which i touch tuned came on
i put guess remix on on touch tunes at the work christmas party
hitting a blinker in the bathroom at work christmas and guess remix comes on
Red wine, doritos and rhohb i love these crazy ladies
Big Beef
open.spotify.com/track/35ISBk...
anybody watched interior chinatown yet? Really compelling tv man
anybody on here read that vanity fair article?
First fortnite dub posted on b sky?
i might say something goated
open.spotify.com/track/2rDOPh...
day 7 of not using twitter: the brain swelling has lessened. i see visions of the future, you are in it. dolphins splashing in the horizon
not that anyone is even seeing this
is double dipping bad or can i just keep copy and pasting tweets onto here
if i was nonbinary my name would be John Mulaney
iβm saving recipes with ingredients youβve never heard of
[noticing a group of people having a nice time at the park] enjoy your echo chamber
fuck my jay baruchel life
you know what sounds so good rn?
a sleep that will not come
In my opinion "Twitter" is whichever place most embodies the poster's spirit, and that's here now
iβm just sayinβ
are you drunk right now?
just saw woah vicky driving through east atlanta in a war rig like furiosa
your toes⦠describe them
my nana just said i βpost interesting thingsβ on my instagram story and that i βshould have friends over moreβ
Yeah Iβm thinking male cheerleader or deceptively speedy white safety with baggy long sleeves
iβm sorry rest in power for your white dad is objectively funny
missed out so big on the college experience mann
iβm gonna throw up
I saw that. i agree
guy comes into my work yesterday wearing a MAGA hat and a shirt that says COME AND TAKE IT, but as he comes closer i realize the picture on the shirt is me 20 years in the future brandishing some type of chromed out scifi beam weapon. And this happened yesterday. at work. shit you not.