Egg Farmer

Deliveries in Seattle suck because of the roads, but the bourgeoisie in Seattle are cooler than the Eastside customers. Better taste (cool art), nicer, tip.

Sorry for being snarky sir. I‘ll deliver my shit and be quiet. Should I wear booties on your new floor?

It is so hard to deliver shit in Seattle. Any thoughts on the people who serve Seattle‘s bourgeoisie? Or should we schlep your custom mattress from a couple blocks away?

Canada, can you host for us until we get our shit togethe?

NFL players are very relatable.

Old war mongers won‘t have to see the end of this bullshit.

The strait of hormuz is open for transit defense secretary Pete hegseth said. The only thing prohibiting transit in the straits right now is Iran shooting at shipping he said it is open for transit should Iran not do that

my living room is ready for guests. the only thing prohibiting entrance right now is i am blindly firing a 30.06 at my door. should i stop doing that, it will be perfectly safe to enter.

Our former head of DHS was disfigured too.

Kat is too smart. Too good for this job. Can someone send me some money now?

The Marines have to wear Crocs so Trump can say, “Still no boots on the ground.”

Next week is WWE training

The AP had to use a picture of Steven Seagal?

If in the future there's an Iran-linked terrorist attack against the US, or if Iran get nuclear weapons, it will be Donald Trump's fault. But there will be immense social pressure against saying so, because while factually accurate, it'll be considered partisan, biased, and old news.

I vote for Buttigieg, Newsome and white bread for 2028. Now let me get back to watching CSI Oklahoma City.

lol. I love this Israel will nuke it‘s neighbors if it doesn’t get what it wants angle. What an awesome ally. Worth supporting. Mature.
My orchestra conductor in middle school told us if we noticed that we were playing the wrong note, stop, listen and look at your music, correct, then join again.

Ohh, so stay in so they attack “us“. Are “we“ being held hostage by Israel now?

Also, it sounds like Netanyahu convinced a senile old criminal into fighting his fight. I don’t care if he has to clean up the bed he shit.

I hope he tacos immediately. Or maybe tomorrow so it can be TACO Tuesday. We can’t sustain another war. Even if Iran attacks us back for blowing up the girls school and martyrizing an 86yr old,dumping a bunch of resources now is a bad gameplan.
We messed up, so we gotta keep on messing up,also bad.

Israel hates journalist/media/reporters more than our Republicans. This lines up with their constant slaughter of journalist.

Explain. I’m interested. I’ve been hearing about a media blackout.

+their families, communities, innocent people in the Mideast and the taxpayer.
Thank you for speaking up on this.

Silver lining to your good point: One less “smart” missile hitting a packed girls school.

Instead committing crimes against humanity to stop drugs from getting to your manchild Don Jr, why don’t you just send him to rehab? Scared Straight program?

I’ll pay an extra $2 a gallon to hide the Epstein files. I’d hate to see what is in there. lol. I’m sure when we find how much he raped, his supporters and courts will hold him accountable, lololol.

damn it OBAMA!

I want to have my rapture and be not evil too.

Bluesky makes me feel like a slightly less creepy David Brooks. In my rural area I feel like fuckin’ Che Guevara.

Can it be both? This election seemed to lean hard on identity politics. + her name was hard for dumbasses to pronounce.

Kash is out slamming beers right now.