BrunchHashbrowns

Hot sauce?

pickle?

the cast of Star Trek Voyager in street clothes awkwardly posing with late-90s computer hardware and consumer electronics

this is what it feels like to post on bluesky

I proudly ordered one fresh cappuccino soup this morning and the barista was so impressed they pretended not to know what that was

Data of #StarTrek TNG looking at a display labeled "Isolinear Circuit Pattern Analysis" with a Microsoft Windows Pipe Dream-esque circuit diagram, with caption: Eventually it reaches a point where it shuts down.

me trying to deal with the latest horrors

a man wearing a bow tie and a ring applauds in a crowd ALT: a man wearing a bow tie and a ring applauds in a crowd

Nintendo uncle who's been waiting for the team to announce Four Skyward Spirit Swords to the Past of Seasons:

If he wants to live as he is, then yes. If he wants to return to his old selves, then we send back through the transporter to reverse the process and whoopsie only Tuvok came back and Neelix got accidentally somehow beamed far away never to return dang oh well can't turn around now

What if it's a remake? Does it still count? Asking for my uncle. He's very lonely.

Jesse and Walter meme format. Jesse: Pam and Gus should get together. Walter: what? Jesse: Pam needs someone like Gus in her life. He's responsible, he cooks... Plus he owns a bar. I just think they should let villagers find happiness with someone other than the player character. It's so sad they can only ever love you. Walter: Jesse... What the fuck are you talking about?

I've never "carried the one." If the two digits add up to more than nine, that's not my problem

Some kind of fairy circle around a tree with a moon peeking out between the limbs. The caption says "gang shit."

Such a bummer whenever I'm chilling and suddenly another Lisa Frank laser beam hits my noggin making me conscious of an intelligent alien space station that compels me to write an unfinished trilogy of disconnected paranoid sci-fi novels yet again. Like, can you please not?

a man with a beard is standing next to a woman in a forest . Alt: Aragorn and Boromir have a final conversation as Boromir lies dying, an arrow still sticking out of him. It's Lord of the Rings, y'all. Fellowship.

"Farewell, Aragorn! Go to Minas Tirith and save my people! I have failed."

"No!" said Aragorn, taking his hand and kissing his brow. "You have conquered. The Dow is over 50,000 dollars! Few have gained such a victory."

that's illegal

We're doing Nazis again so it doesn't seem like policing spelling and grammar is a worthwhile use of anyone's energy. Also, petit bourgeois energy. Great leader can't construct a fucking sentence to save his life, so... genuinely who cares anymore?

Wait, generic ME?

always always updoot for nedroid

Then why do they serve it in a pint glass? Unless... beer is also a soup?

Star Trek The Next Generation crew except they all have the low cut women's tops and cleavage to match. All of them.

This is what happens when you take the US dollar off of the taco standard and make it a fiat currency.

*becomes soup*

For real. III's approach to the player characters was so bizarre. I get this was early days RPGs and they were trying stuff. Not mad. I get it. But I found it pretty consistently confusing.

Tifa: watch your fucking mouth

II all the way at the bottom is slander

I respect that you put II above I and III.

@breadprogram.bsky.social no pressure but I'd be curious to hear your take

that explains a lot. Was it Thursday? I had my suspicions

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if it helps, my post about hard dick constipation man was also about you

I already got this award for being the best at peace so now it's time to show how great at war-mongering I can be.