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I would've ranked Bam about five notches ahead of you on that list

And @thekenchilds.com about ten lower tbh

What a freaking disaster.

You know who's not wearing that shirt tonight? Morgan and/or Morgan.

And their lives are the poorer for it.

That's freaking awful, mate.

Ravens minMaxxing

Asian markets may have "good" Kit Kats! Hugely popular in Japan.

I believe in you!

there it goes, my last shred of hope for a better world

There's some very good, affordable chocolate at Aldi if there's one near you.

hard pass but thank you

Behold, for it is @thekenchilds.com's soul in vehicle form

This is beautiful. Thank you for putting this thought into the world.

Tomorrow, I'm going to try a little to be my hero. And a little more every day after. Each day until I might just be. Eventually.

Love from a stranger.

Wishing a very merry Uncle O'Grimacey season to all who celebrate

Adelaide, get around it!

There's always room for G'nort.

he shut down everything, as was foretold in the ancient prophecy

Kozzy Pickett would be an interesting punter given his speed and agility. Teams would constantly have to be concerned about defending the fake with him back there.

I feel like F1's plan to grab new fans being "put the races behind a paywall and make the cars shit" is one they won't be teaching in business schools

I mean, buddy, I didn't think it was everyone

Watching PBS and seeing a crowd of Boomers at a 2009 Neil Diamond concert losing their minds to "Coming to America" while wondering how may of them stood up from their couches to applaud ICE murdering Renee Nicole Good

Cheesle.

My Cheesle would like to know why I woke her. The answer is that she's perfect and I just wanted her to know.

Alternative headline for the WSJ to consider: Nobody at Kalshi Has Met Women

Let the bodies hit the floor

I dated Slots-A-Fun for a while

Instead he’s opted for much more difficult conversations with kids, such as “Mom, what is ELIO?” and “Dad, why is there a Pixar movie on Disney+ I’ve never heard of?” and “Can we watch Cars 3 instead?”

This is basically "Punxsutawney Phil sees his shadow," but for war, isn't it?

It was going on one, two in the morning, and we were shooting what I felt was an important scene for me, when he makes an attempt to be quote-unquote straight, in a suit, and at the end of it he gets emotional and locks himself in the other room. And I felt like, I’m not getting what I want—I’m not happy with it. Mike was happy with it. He called me the next day and said, “I know you weren’t happy with the scene last night. Believe me, we wouldn’t have gone home if I had felt we weren’t getting it.” And then he sort of became my psychiatrist and said, “You find it difficult to be happy, don’t you? You find it difficult to enjoy things.” And I said, “Well, sometimes. Last night was about feeling too tired and not feeling I was reaching what I needed to reach for the scene.” He talked to me then about when he was making, I don’t know whether it was Virginia Woolf or The Graduate. He said, “I didn’t enjoy it for a second. I was worried about so many things.” And then he said, “You know, this is never going to happen again quite this way. You should try to allow yourself to enjoy this more. Take a minute a day, and then add a minute the next day, and another minute. Pretty soon, you’ll have hours of happiness.”

The Birdcage opened thirty years ago today, so in its honor, I want to share one of my favorite stories about Mike Nichols that didn't make it into my biography. This is from an interview I did with Nathan Lane.

I saw them at the Paradise opening for TV on the Radio

a man in a blue shirt is talking to a woman with the words for $ 1 name a woman Alt: a man in a blue shirt is talking to a woman with the words for $ 1 name a woman

Happy International Women's Day