John Delmenico

As a man I aspire to be able to weaponise incompetence as well as the NACC does

they also said later in regards to scott morrison that a politician wouldn't be dishonest therefor he didnt do it, so they really are committing to the bit

nothing makes me feel better when im off sick from an allergic reaction than having my roommate go 'oh my... what is that' when seeing the bite on the back of my neck that i cant see

abcnews_au A new art installation by the anonymous artist collective Secret Handshake appeared this week on the National Mall in Washington, DC, depicting figures representing US President Donald Trump and the late financier Jeffrey Epstein.

Jim Downey saying “no I’m talking about Jeff Epstein the New York financier”

ABC News did the thing

I never realised how much Mark Carney looks like Malcolm Turnbull

Here we call them Kyle and Jackie O cakes not scollops

What does Sydney Housing Prices mean for if Kyle and Jackie O are getting back together?

‘Scott Morrison didn’t do it cause politicians would never be dishonest or intentionally hide things’ is an absolute masterclass

As a man I aspire to be able to weaponise incompetence as well as the NACC does

its so embarrassing to be allergic to bites from a bug, like wow a thing i could easily step on has managed a sneak attack and ruined my day

my brain does that every time too

"Kyle Sandilands has broken his silence" "Kyle Sandilands has broken his silence" please name one time the dude has ever shut the fuck up

we need a royal commission into australia losing sam campbell to the uk

i'm looking to talk to any australian pokemon fans for a piece i'm writing for guardian aus, especially anyone with memories of the first wave of Pokemania in Australia.

hmu!

this is a different situation, the line in question this time is sung in english and is used to refer to people

thank you abc news, clearly kyle sandilands saying kyle sandilands didn't do anything wrong is as important of a 'top story' as floods

NEW: I got my hands on a Palantir-Department of Defence contract that outlines how the Trump-aligned tech company has embedded staff in Defence, leaves a carve-out for training on Australian data, and has a number of quite generous contract conditions.

www.crikey.com.au/20...

Watching him try to host a tv show was an incredible thing to behold because he struggled at every single aspect

Genuinely no talent whatsoever

Oh it’s Canberra day, rip mr Canberra

I’m not sure what this public holiday is for but I thank whoever’s birthday/death it is. Godspeed.

Every clip is nothing. No substance. No interesting conversation. No jokes. It’s just really bad.

Aussie lamb keeps paying to boost clips of this podcast into TikTok feeds and every clip is so fucking dogshit

It’s actively making me not want to buy lamb cause I want this to die and get out of my feed

ai is stealing the jobs of totally real girlfriends who are super hot and cool, you just dont know her cause she doesnt go here

Happy international women's day you can go to any 7 Eleven and fill up a woman! Slurpee full to the brim!

Bush hearing about 9/11

"oscar piastri crashed while preparing for the ausgp"

fuck

Fun fact: last year we ran this for the first time and people on Facebook said it’s sexist to imply medical misogyny exists cause that somehow means that you are denying women can be doctors

only the evil female time lords get to be shown as badasses, but thats just cause they are being difficult about it, hence why theyre evil

There is this idea that a politician with lots of stuff worthy of calling out, or media people with stuff worthy to call out, coming on a comedy show is ‘brave’ and therefor they ‘deserve credit/respect’

Fuck that and fuck anyone who believes it, calling them out or don’t have them on your show

This moment from The Last Leg is how all these politicians should be treated on comedy panel shows

Call them out on their shit otherwise you are actively taking part in propaganda