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Cape Cod beach day 1 😎☀️🏖️

It’s 95 degrees in San Antonio and yes I’m at the pool 🌡️🌞

Circling back

Not Irish but will accept kisses regardless 😌

St. Patrick’s Day workout ✅

no one:

Slack:

Oh noooooo wait come closer 👀

Happy Wednesday you gays 😘

Happy Sunday you gays 😌😘

Frank’s Hot Sauce >>>>>> others, I don’t care, I know it’s not the spiciest by a mile, but I love love love it

Lady Gaga back in her Final Fantasy era, we are so back 😩😩😩😩

Paint the town pink ☺️🥰💕💖

Good morning babes! I hope you have a wonderful week ☺️😘

Happy Friday you gays 😘

Social media has become just posting cute photos of myself and going for me 🥴

Missing the beach today 😮‍💨

Woooof babe

This is a super random observation but I got to travel a bit this past year and it felt like everywhere I went they had Pornstar Martinis very visibly touted in cocktail menus but I have never seen this in the US at all. Why????

I’m standing in my office bathroom, taking a selfie in a full length mirror. Wearing a blue floral button down shirt with short sleeves, black corduroy pants, and black boots.

Feeling floral 🥰🌸

It’s my 35th birthday today! Here’s to another trip around the sun, hopefully filled with even more shenanigans and fun times (and also change, learning to let go even more, and accepting the ebbs and flows of life.) 🥰❤️🧿🫶✨

Ho ho ho 🎅🏻✨

Happy “cruising hotties on the AirTrain” season to all who celebrate 😌

Me in a green velour turtleneck and gold chain, sitting at an office, taking a selfie

Long overdue haircut achievement unlocked 😌

Happy Thanksgiving you turkeys 😘❤️ (pre-stuffing)

HIIII MOLLY!!!

Prove it, show me 😌👀

She already misses you two!! 🥺

Gladicked is OBVIOUSLY better!!! But still not happening!!!!!

Ugh I know, same!! But this is not a thing, no one other than the NYT is trying to make it into a thing!!!!

Stop trying to make “Glicked” happen, it’s not gonna happen!!!