dan

only one of us is considering meth and it's not me

you need to move back to a city

milkbar instagram advertising scientifically engineered to make my hole bark

come on now

the knowledge that this is possible is very dangerous to me... how does it run? I tried the original oblivion on the deck and it controlled like shit

a guy sat next to me on the bus and smelled like pre-burnt nag champa. can any scentmaxxers please tell me how I can become an incense smoid

poofter has potential

the bots are doing JOI in insta comments now

Deedee MegaDoodoo

"But they aren't supporting a genocide" yeah ok you got me there

"but the algorithm is less toxiccccc" sure but this bio does not match this band

"but the soooounnnddd qualityyyyy" ok but these are not the same artist but they're on the same profile

Luckily our best friends live right next door so I've broken in to their house to seek refuge from the spider poison and angry wasps

I took the dogs for a walk to the creek on a 32 degree day while the pest control bloke sprays the house for spiders, then came back a bit early to lie in the backyard until it's safe to go back inside BUT the backyard is full of wasps so I guess I'll just go fuck myself?

I've been trying tidal for the last month or so and the QC kinda sucks? There's profiles that include albums from 2 different artists with the same name, there's completely incorrect bios, Blondie has two different profiles

dig through the ditches
and burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my
Dragulaaaa

oooOo are we posting song lyrics with completely unrelated gifs?? Let me try

someone tried hitting on me by asking me what current etiquitte is for asking someone to dance. i told them i don't know because i'm married lol (i also wasn't interested enough to let low effort flirting pay off)

my (husband's) cat is on steroids and they've turned him into a ravenous little cunt

arguing about the accuracy of calling aela a girl who poops and accidentally re-inventing the madonna/whore complex

sorry just realised that you were NOT responding to my other skeet about wanting to fuck max goof

maybe there was an element that too but the goofy movie gave me the same funny feeling in my tummy as wayne's manifesto and the original pokemon theme song

just realised that I wanted to fuck max goof when I was a kid so I guess I'm adding him to ben affleck as daredevil and captain planet on the list of sexual awakenings

Not sure but he's a middle aged male in England in the 90a so it's a fair assumption

youse remember this racist fuck?

I have been in the past and it's been calling to me again over the last few days. Who am I to resist?

smash

I watched Pillion last night so it's not like I haven't been consuming my share horny media. I will report back once I have made my assessment.

I think that some of you... are not

you're about to get an obscene steam friend request