Called my congressman who voted for the SAVE act.
Me: What documents will I need to vote if this passes?
Staffer: a DL and birth certificate.
Me: The documents don’t match
Staffer: Then a marriage certificate.
Me: Will my husband need the marriage certificate too?
Staffer: No
Me: See the problem?
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Maybe the real tariffs are the friends we made along the way
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77 million americans are very very mean, very very selfish & very very stupid. Hurting people they don’t like took priority over their own wellbeing.
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To: ALL IMLS Employees
From: Director of Human Resources
Re: Administrative Leave for IMLS Employees
This is to inform you that you are being placed on administrative leave (i.e., non-duty
paid status) starting Monday, March 31, 2025, up to a period of 90-days. You will be on administrative leave with full pay and benefits. This administrative leave is not being done for any disciplinary purpose.
While you are on administrative leave, you are not permitted on IMLS premises. I regret that such directions are necessary, but we must safeguard legitimate IMILS interests and systems.
If you wish to enter IMLS premises for official IMLS business, you must first contact me to arrange your visit.
While you are on administrative leave, OHR will handle your time and attendance. Your
email will be suspended. You can reach me at my desk number, 202-653-4728, or via email:
adotson@imls.gov
Please understand that this action is not punitive but rather is taken to facilitate the work and operations of the agency. Your pay and benefits will not be affected and will continue during this period.
Please contact me if you have any questions about this letter.
Sincerely,
Antoine L. Dotson
Antoine L. Dotson
Director of Human Resources
This is the email just received by IMLS staffers placing them on paid administrative leave for up to 90 days.
“Please understand that this action is not punitive but rather is taken to facilitate the work and operations of the agency.”
31.03.2025 18:56
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24.03.2025 19:29
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#WhiskeyLeaks
26.03.2025 01:21
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Chaotic Good, reporting for duty! #woodelf
10.03.2025 03:10
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What a different world we could have.
09.03.2025 17:06
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Establishing the President's Make America Healthy Again Commission
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1.
This commission statement refers to people with Autism, ADHD, asthma, auto-immune disease, and chronic illness as a “dire threat to the American people and our way of life”.
This is a manifesto against disability.
This is the language of eugenics.
17.02.2025 21:21
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🖕That’s it. That’s the tweet. #SNL50
15.02.2025 02:28
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Eddie Murphy as Tracy Morgan is the best part of #SNL50 🤣
17.02.2025 02:31
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Adam Sandler's Song: 50 Years – SNL50
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
Absolutely beautiful tribute. #SNL50 #50Years youtu.be/fXAbLeJyB0o?...
17.02.2025 04:44
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More of this, America.
09.02.2025 20:34
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I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons
05.02.2025 23:07
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The first rule of Fight Club is "you do not talk about Fight Club". 🐻 🦬
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Someone wished a Polly Pocket could be real and now we have Sabrina
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“I took a trip down to Mexico. It kind of changed my perspective on life a little bit.”
– Derrick Favors
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When your friend is in Cabo while you’re in Cancun… 😎
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all you people who told us to calm down can go fuck yourselves
28.01.2025 20:55
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DOJ fires members of special counsel Jack Smith's team who prosecuted Trump
They couldn't be trusted to implement the president's agenda, officials said.
These are not the actions of an innocent man looking to uphold the rule of law and defend the Constitution.
They are the actions of a guilty, vengeful tyrant looking to silence his enemies and remove every check on his power.
Coward.
abcnews.go.com/Politics/doj...
28.01.2025 01:28
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Yep! A lifetime again in 2015 for Furiously Hapoy. Hazel was four weeks old, but we weren’t missing @thebloggess.bsky.social
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She’s the best ever. I hope she will come to Powell’s again someday. 🥰
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Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#BookSky 💙📚 #bookchallenge
Book 3/20
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Cancun. We are staying on the property this time because it’s a work trip for Mister, but I’ll take any getting there tips anyone has to share lol. Currently, trying to see what kind of snacks I can stash in the carryon because the in flight meal options look less appealing than a Lunchable.
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Amazing!!!!! This was fantastic if you to share! Thank you!
We are off to Mexico in two days, and this just refreshed my excitement about traveling again. Thanks for the blues shake off, pal!!!
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Did you know that by substituting your morning coffee with green tea, you can reduce up to 93% of what little joy you have left?
26.01.2025 15:12
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Facts. 🍻
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