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Timothee Chalamet, Shia Labeouf, Chris Pratt: All evidence that we give pretty white boys too easy a time in society.

So I know it's hard for people to understand the concept of one billion dollars, so lets do it in seconds.

3,000 seconds is 50 minutes.

1 Billion seconds is 31.7 YEARS.

Elon Musk is worth between 21,000 and 27,000 years.

But god forbid you get 50 minutes.

Got a new 55mm ball weight a couple of weeks ago. Who wants to feel these bad boys slapping against their taint?

"did you cum?"

my dear...is a song beautiful only at the end? do we watch a sunset to see the darkness? is a story only valuable because of the climax?

but no

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A white man’s circumcised penis and balls viewed from the side. There is a thick stainless steel tapered weight around the man’s scrotum, resting just above his balls.

Finally sized up my ball weight. This is the 40mm bullet weight from Chain Gang, weighs 572g, feels soooo good 🤤

Who’s from Vancouver?

The way I wanna…

Ugh, pleeease sit on my face

A caucasian man’s ass faces the camera, his balls hanging below, with a small trickle of cum leaking from his hole.

Happy hump day, ya filthy animals 😈😘

The head of a caucasian man’s penis over a wooden laminate coffee table with squirts of cum over it.

Tip Tuesday

Tsunami. Buddhism. NO! Piper, nooo!

Amazing things happening to language and meaning over at @theguardian.com

Ordered Deported on 14-Year-Old Charge Walter Baer, a civil engineer of Portland, Oregon, was arrested April 9, 1934, and held for deportation to Germany on the charge of having committed crimes involving "moral turpitude." Baer had designed a sewage disposal plant for the city of Portland as part of a public works program for unemployment relief. His plans were approved by a sixty-seven percent majority in a special public referendum, and a six million dollar bond issue was voted. Powerful

DEPORTATION LAWS RUN RIOT 69 industrialists who opposed the plan sued to have the bonds declared invalid. They also dug up the fact that Baer had served prison sentences after being convicted for forgery in 1919 and again in 1921. This was shortly after he had served in the army on the Mexican bor-der. For fourteen years he had lived an exemplary life; he had married a woman of Oregon pioneer stock and had three American-born children. Against the claim of the Labor Department that he was born in Germany, Baer stated he was born in the United States and was taken to Germany at the age of eighteen months and returned here at the age of six.

In the fight against his deportation, Baer was supported by unemployed groups, the sports fishermen, the American Civil Liberties Union, the Council for Social Action, newspapers and church and labor groups. How-ever, the Labor Department and the courts declared that his deportation was "mandatory." After he had been sent to Ellis Island, the Supreme Court of Oregon ruled that the bond issue was valid, that the Baer Plan was correct and sufficient and that the other plans submitted were of no value. Walter Baer faces deportation to Germany not because of the crimes he committed fourteen years ago but because political enemies used his record as a means of getting rid of him for their own ends.

In 1934 a group of rich, well-connected Portlanders tried to get a local leftist they disliked deported to Hitler's Germany (a country he never lived in and claimed he wasn't born in). He would have likely been imprisoned or put to death by Hitler's regime.

No Democratic senator better not even say even the most remotely positive thing about Bitch McConnell. That man is single handedly responsible for every ounce of toxic obstructionism that’s plagued Senate politics since at least 2009

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If you’re gay and voted for trump, I hope you never again know the joy and peace that comes from being in queer spaces and being around queer people. I hope you know nothing but sadness and pain over selling out your community because of your bigotry and need to be accepted by people who hate you

Once again, it’s so very, very uncool to publish unattributed (tagged, linked; not just typed) nudes of others.

Wanna post porn? Make it yourself, or share others’ posts.

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If House Republicans really wanted to protect women, they'd release the Ethics Committee report on Matt Gaetz' alleged sex trafficking - not try to ban their colleagues from using the bathroom. Stop the bigotry and release the report.

🙋🏻‍♂️ Vancouver Island here

Woof 🥵

Hello everyone. Post your favorite skeets on this website for all the new people.

I will be happy to 😈

Me next 🙋🏻‍♂️

Oh but that makes it even hotter