Tori

Damn it man!!! Every time I open this app 🫠🥵

I love her, so this does not upset me lol

Proof of life, or maybe afterlife 😆☠️👻

As I sit here pretending this is about me 😆🫶😈

I completely agree 😈

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And then the universe rewarded me for logging on here for once 👀🫠

So this is what pops up when I open this app for the first time in dayssss 🤣💁🏻‍♀️

🤣🤣we don’t need to immediately wash the sheets…just put a blanket on top of them as a compromise

I need to stop opening bluesky when I can’t sleep. It only makes things worse.
But yes to the movie question…then just stay inside me and we can take a nap, then fuck again 😉

Oiiiii 😩🥹

Once again I have absolutely no idea what I was going to do before seeing this…always distracting me!! 🔥😏

😈if only you were really giving it to me whenever I want! 😏I also have no idea why the word ‘nostalgic’ was in my comment above 🤣😊

I think I’ll just post food porn from now on ☺️

Feel free to make it my Christmas gift since I nostalgic now opened Bluesky for the first time in several days 😏😘

That’s not shadows you’re playing with!! 🤣😘🥵🥵

😏 I think I liked this enough for 50 ppl 🤣
Merry Christmas 💋

Why thank you, I grew them myself 😆🫶

Maybe I need a bath every night, cuz this damn stress follows me like a lost puppy 😑

Mine always do! 😊 My pies are always ugly though cuz I’m impatient hahaha

I would make the perfect housewife, come get me lol 🫶

Not only am I cute with a nice ass…I can cook as well! Happy Thanksgiving 🦃 😘

So you’re proposing to me then? 😆

Ok let’s start planning 😉🫶

I have the best ideas

Kinda wanna spend days in bed with someone…kinda wanna fake my own death and disappear 🫥

Ohhh anyone wanna fake both of our deaths, disappear, and then spend days in bed??

Didn’t realize flannel Friday was a thing. These are from last week..but I guess it’s the day for them 🫶

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Be right there, I need lots of practice 🫠

Huh, interesting 🤔😏

Well, I’m late but I don’t care 🍑