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taylor garron

@taylorgarron

comedian, writer, actor, uncrustable enthusiast

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Latest posts by taylor garron @taylorgarron

RIP george foreman, the reason all the meat components of my childhood meals were disgusting ❤️

22.03.2025 05:57 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

don’t do it babe

11.03.2025 19:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

still psychically recovering from the trauma of seeing the music video for TLC’s “unpretty” at too young an age

10.03.2025 00:29 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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do not piss me the fuck off

08.03.2025 05:14 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

shoutout to lichens, mosses, etc

02.03.2025 03:53 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i can tell immediately whether someone watched animal planet as a child

01.03.2025 17:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

so close! that is a website ❤️

19.02.2025 16:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

there should just be a manual of how to do everything. enough people have existed that we should have the collective knowledge of exactly how to do everything perfectly and without issue.

19.02.2025 02:58 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

if i pull up to the function unexplainably speaking with a british accent you need to mind your business

17.02.2025 17:46 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

go back to facebook addison!

28.01.2025 03:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

why are you guys posting like it’s 2014? “doggos” and “smol beans” and “my tummy hort” ENOUGH!!!

28.01.2025 02:40 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

will there be a live stream available? for a one-time fee?

25.01.2025 21:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

if you wanna make gen x friends, you’re gonna have to sing ween at karaoke

24.01.2025 16:27 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

no apples definitely count

23.01.2025 21:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

we will never achieve class solidarity until every teen learns the words to colt 45 in an olive garden parking lot on a friday night at 2am smoking weed out of an aluminum can

23.01.2025 19:12 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

personally, if i was one of the richest people in the world, i would make sure that i wasn’t ugly

21.01.2025 22:51 👍 24 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

when a set of twins marries a set of twins it’s like…yikes, you know?

10.01.2025 20:31 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

idea: N95 masks for dogs

09.01.2025 19:31 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

packing up the car to evacuate and my puppy is chasing the falling ashes like they’re snowflakes 🥰which would be so cute if it weren’t for the end-of-days of it all 🥰

08.01.2025 17:28 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

able-bodied people mad about congestion pricing in nyc…take the subway bitch!

07.01.2025 00:40 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

happy new year everyone!

06.01.2025 17:22 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

they gave it one star!!

05.01.2025 02:49 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i personally think cooking is really good and fun 🙂

05.01.2025 02:48 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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this review of a diner near me…people are not okay!

04.01.2025 16:23 👍 32 🔁 1 💬 6 📌 0

2025 is gonna be a big year for my boobs, i can feel it

01.01.2025 18:57 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

hey aussies, what’s 2025 like so far?

31.12.2024 22:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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my official ins and outs list for 2025

29.12.2024 05:15 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

oversharing with my uber drivers is how i get through The Horrors

28.12.2024 17:35 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

kujichagulia is a beautiful name for a girl

28.12.2024 01:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

and on top of everything else, my tummy hurts

26.12.2024 18:01 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0