Jason Wilson 🇺🇦

Badger or Churchill is the Daddy or Chips of 2026.

Badger.

Yes, I’m religious. I believe in the Holy Trinity.

I vote that Rupert the Bear is the British wildlife creature that goes on the new £50 note as it'll be as common in general circulation as finding anyone that likes the character.

Unless his car was accidentally filled up with diesel I think the engine blowing up would have been the reason he retired.

Schroedinger's war position.

Kemi Badenoch's spokesman denies she is ashamed of British animals, after the Conservative party call the Bank of England's decision to put British wildlife on our banknotes "deeply depressing"

Buying a Mother's Day card and seeing a lot of those on sale were clearly using terrible AI "art" was rather depressing. My Mum will be receiving one created by a human.

I'm just surprised they're not all wearing clown shoes.

The Black Knight from Monty Python & The Holy Grail after suffering multiple "flesh wounds" that took off all his limbs.

Those zombies don't even have arms either according to Trump.

Going on about fuel duty being unfrozen in SIX MONTHS is not exactly a current issue is it? Pathetic from Badenoch. #PMQs

Badenoch is so very, very bad at this. #PMQs

I still think about this a lot.

Judas being a tractor would have been a good indication there was something up with him.

On Trump’s absurd suggestion that Iran has Tomahawk. Of course they don’t. A bigger point here: 🇺🇦 has been lobbying for Tomahawks for years, to no avail. It’s not a new weapon, but it’s *very* high end. Only US and 🇬🇧, 🇦🇺,🇳🇱 has them. So Trump thinks Iran should have what Ukraine doesn’t?

One Gulf petrol station near me had diesel at £1.62.9, 400 metres away an Esso was £1.51.9 still bloody pricey but the Gulf was clearly taking the piss.

I'm not sure what Liverpool is doing at the back could be called defending.

Loose lips sinks ships didn't just apply to WWII.

Nominative determinism being incredibly unsubtle.

A limbless zombie apocalypse is not something I expected.

How much more does it take for Congress to do its job?

Well that's completely sane and not utterly deranged.

"Brexit was probably not the wisest things we have done in our life for our trading arrangements," Chris Bryant, UK trade minister. 46% of our trade is done with the EU.

We still have a good supply of understatement in the country at least.

Weird how the Omanis were saying the US-Iran talks were going extremely well then Trump sets fire to the Middle East if he was so interested in diplomacy.

I think we should airdrop Trump, Hegseth and co into Tehran and they can liberate it themselves.

If we're feeling generous we could even give them parachutes.

France’s former Prime Minister Dominique de Villepin has called for sanctions against Israel and the US over their attacks on Iran:

“We say clearly to the United States that their war against Iran is illegal, illegitimate, and dangerous.”

Kind of weird when you can watch the global market collectively go "oh shit he is that crazy".

Given the low quality of Tory MPs it could be the most sensible approach other than using dice.

They really weren't paying much attention to everything he did, said and promised over the years.

I'm a little bit saddened that they're not as close as Farage once thought, hopefully when Trump falls he'll still get dragged down with him.