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I read these in the voice and thought it was important to share the experience.
There’s a stretch in Five Magics that I love as much as any part of any other song I’ve ever heard.
Yes, it includes the part where he does call and response with a muppet voice.
Okay, you can order the 40th issue of The Atomic Elbow now, but I probably won't be able to ship it until Monday.
theatomicelbow.bigcartel.com/product/the-...
The best part of this phenomenon is when your head slang slips out in conversation, and then you have to either explain the whole process of how your brain got there or play it cool and act like it’s a term everyone knows.
Either way, it escapes containment. It’s out there. It’s not yours anymore.
Not only is he killer against just about anyone in the ring, he also slid perfectly into his greater role of making sure Kevin Knight shines just as bright.
(it was already Fuck Chili’s before they told us who they are, and now it’s Double Fuck Chili’s and always will be)
(Transgender Chili’s, though…)
🎶Take me down
To the Transgender Chili’s
Where the drinks are cheap
And the apps unlimi🎶
I appreciate how pleased and content they both are with how well this murder is going.
Me when it happens.
In the name of the father, the son, and the holy spirit…
*slips another iron into the Shit I Should Actually Write fire, this one titled “Romeo Was Fucking Around: A Shakesprequel”*
Ooh, wait…my real answer is Solitary, a Fox Reality Channel original that was fascinating to watch. You know, for a competitive torture simulator.
I was about to knock it for ripping off GLaDOS, but the show predates Portal by well over a year!
youtu.be/XjvHHC69-_s?...
I don’t even remember if Bullet in the Face was any good, but it sure was a thing I watched on TV week-to-week that was never mentioned again.
I was a sucker for Eddie Izzard and followed her to a few shows that ceased to exist the moment they stopped airing, like The Riches.
Six years in we have a feel for Tony Khan’s rigid storytelling tendencies, but in those early days there was a feeling that anyone on the roster could be The Guy with like three weeks of booking. He still does that sometimes, but instead of Brody King it used to be, like, Dante Martin. That ruled.
Jack Kirby-ass Willow (deeply complimentary)
Tony Khan gonna hire a giant lady, call her Big Joan Studd, push her to the moon, and usher in a golden age of wrestling for one hundred years.
I just found out Rob Van Dam is older than the Big Show, and I! Don’t! Like It!
I saw an early screening of the first half of Up and recognized Pete Docter as I was leaving, so I have the bizarre distinction of getting to bug out about that opening sequence to his face. He clearly did not take my critique of “Why the hell would you do that to me?” into consideration.
I’ve even had rubber bands that look kinda dusty like that! It’s amazing!
I’m certain it’s delicious but you can’t convince me that second picture isn’t the whole thing of rubber bands pulled out of the bag in big chunks.
Artists, drop something red
Where were you when the Great Khali jumped the barricade?
A YouTube Short thumbnail that says WHY PENTA LOST IT WHEN WIN TITTLE in big letters
WHY PENTA LOST IT WHEN WIN TITTLE
This rules.
I watched less wrestling than ever last year so it’s just going to be a bunch of AEW guys and, like, Ben the Bean, but the list needs my basic bitch opinions in the mix!
Every year I say I’m going to make my VP100 list early, and I always forget until there’s like one day left.
Slay the Spire II results from Run History: Floor 46 "The Ironclad died to a Soul Nexus on a forgotten battlefleld." 1:11:59 March 5, 2026, 138 PM Seed: 2EWSXEL60H Singleplayer: Standard v.098.0 Relics (15): 2 Ancient, 2 Event, 3 Uncommon, 7 Common, 1 Starter Cards (31): 2 Event, 4 Rare, 9 Uncommon, 9 Common, 1 Curse, 6 Starter 3x Strike 2x Defend Bash+ Iron Wave+ Byrd Swoop Evil Eye+ Setup Strike Breakthrough Flame Barrier+ Armaments+ Fasten Pommel Strike+ Thrash Setup Strike 2x Uppercutt Stampede Twin Strike 2x Stomp Body Slam Thrash+ Doubt Havoc Mangle Pyre Howl from Beyond Mad Science+
Did well until I got got.
Time for the Silent…
