the indignance of the common man.

we've got the monopoly cornered.

it's never too late to do your morning routine.

Don't get your chakras all in a twist.

What I lack in youthfulness I make up in immaturity

The sky is your oyster

Fuck me harder, Sam I Am.

It's not that something you forgot to buy at the store. Rather, it's a yet-to-be revealed secret item whose identity is only going to be disclosed once you arrive back home.

Buttersuckle.

Creamation: the noble art of ice cream making.

We seem to be at the two steps back part of the dance

Mr. Beast missed out on the opportunity to call his chocolate Beastialities.

Keep your standards low and their expectations lower.

"Attention was already at the highest level and we have raised it further."

Evil has never looked so comically stupid.

We should be able to fine a municipality for every day that a pothole goes unfilled.

Nobody:

Me: you know, it's not that difficult to start a Canadian political party.

Oooh, your car sounds like it's really expensive... Or about to fall apart.

New political ideology: Pleburtarian

Lost cat signs be like:

Missing grey tabby. She hates all living things. Do not approach, she will claw your eyes out. May respond to "Tabetha", but unlikely. She is the love of my life.

My interpretation

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It's fun to have a political science lesson unfold outside your window.

Mushrooms will take you apart, bathe you in a sea of compassion, and put you back together.

I think people think I'm fearless because nowhere feels like home.

At times, Harry suspected that Dumbledore was acting like a Dumbledouche

You deserve a high five to the face.

Some of my best friends are racist.

Patience comes to those who wait.

When life deals you a hand, make it a jazz hand.

Hi! It is! I'm impressed you found me.