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OG #KHIVE. Blue dot in Utah. ENM. Queer. Slut. Nerd. Mom.

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It was cable, USA, I think. It's very fun in a similar way.

14.03.2026 23:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Have you watched White Collar?

14.03.2026 23:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Can we also do this for the presidency?

10.03.2026 02:42 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I second this motion.

Let's vote.

10.03.2026 02:34 πŸ‘ 276 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 5

make darth the ceo and no one tell him til he gets back

10.03.2026 02:22 πŸ‘ 863 πŸ” 113 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 9

I have long been of the opinion that there are MANY kinks that should be shamed

06.03.2026 12:55 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
White coffee mug with an orange handle. It has flowers and the words "Promoted to GILF" on it.

White coffee mug with an orange handle. It has flowers and the words "Promoted to GILF" on it.

Sooo... I got this gift from our partner & his wife.

06.03.2026 04:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My oldest username turns 25 this year.

OMG.

06.03.2026 04:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nope... Just a dedicated fan of a band on the verge of getting huge at the time.

05.03.2026 22:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is glorious.

05.03.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think Trump *wanted* her to admit she was fucking Corey. Brazenly. Right in front of her husband.

05.03.2026 19:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So does Markwayne get Corey as a fuck bunny? Or does the White House provide him with his own?

05.03.2026 19:02 πŸ‘ 825 πŸ” 137 πŸ’¬ 64 πŸ“Œ 7

They were really hoping he'd lose his primary, I guess.

05.03.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've been on both MTV news and the VH1 countdown.

05.03.2026 02:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly... I am an American citizen, and I'd appreciate it if they'd help me self-deport.

04.03.2026 18:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay if fucking Trump outlasts Bruce Campbell I'm fighting god barefoot in a Waffle House parking lot.

03.03.2026 01:25 πŸ‘ 966 πŸ” 256 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 10

Cancer diagnosis.

03.03.2026 04:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm so sad. I love him.

03.03.2026 04:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/miss...

02.03.2026 21:00 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/miss...

02.03.2026 20:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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02.03.2026 20:11 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

But Alexander Hamilton would have been in them.

25.02.2026 06:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

maybe it’ll happen in the middle of his speech

24.02.2026 21:35 πŸ‘ 1475 πŸ” 87 πŸ’¬ 158 πŸ“Œ 40

Like residential development?

24.02.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"The woman who directly named Trump in her abuse allegation claimed that around 1983, when she was around 13 yrs old, Epstein introduced her to Trump who subsequently forced her head down to his exposed penis which she subsequently bit. In response, Trump punched her in the head and kicked her out."

24.02.2026 15:34 πŸ‘ 3163 πŸ” 1463 πŸ’¬ 163 πŸ“Œ 82
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β€˜This right is fundamental’: Federal judges reject lawmakers’ bid to toss Utah’s new congressional maps Three federal judges unanimously rejected the latest β€” and likely last β€” attempt by GOP lawmakers to block a new congressional map from being used in Utah's 2026 midterm elections.

BREAKING: Three federal judges unanimously rejected the latest β€” and likely last β€” attempt by GOP lawmakers to block a new congressional map from being used in Utah's 2026 midterm elections.

23.02.2026 18:51 πŸ‘ 101 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 4

Just wait until the driver comes out and yell "Sorry about your penis!"

No risk of criminal charges. Very satisfying.

22.02.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, Trump. Clearly, the best way to handle this is to personally insult Justices Roberts, Barrett, and Gorsuch. In fact, look them right in the eye and tear them a new asshole during the State of the Union. I want you to viciously mock Barrett for adopting a herd of kids from shithole countries.

20.02.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0