In my trad wife* era
*baking a casserole
10.03.2026 20:32
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so can we get some alt text on your subskeets so we know who y’all be talking about
10.03.2026 18:35
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Flying blind(replying to someone else’s subskeet)
10.03.2026 18:37
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Man: I know you asked me 100 times to get my shit together but if you had asked 101 times we could’ve saved this
10.03.2026 18:51
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Thank you girlie. You’re too kind and too sweet 🫶🏻🩷
10.03.2026 17:33
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Hi new followers. Welcome to whatever this is. Enjoy.
10.03.2026 14:25
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🫂 be proud of yourself for still getting up every time
10.03.2026 17:32
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You’re not getting it back either
10.03.2026 17:31
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What sales is like:
Me: I just closed another sale
My boss: go close more
Me: what, no congrats or good job???
10.03.2026 17:27
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I’m not hanging on by a thread. I’m hanging on by lint
10.03.2026 15:20
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hi kids? do you like violence? wanna use commas where questions should be? i did
10.03.2026 15:45
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So that’s the clinking noise
10.03.2026 15:38
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they said sleep on it. i said overthink it (built different)
10.03.2026 14:59
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We are passing it around like communal property
10.03.2026 15:36
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Jeevus Christ I laughed so hard 🤣
10.03.2026 15:35
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Sometimes you just need the mind of another shit poster
10.03.2026 15:34
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Do you think Ask Jeeves ever had to ask a more Jeevier Jeeve
10.03.2026 15:33
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Texting your friends: “is this a thing” before posting a skeet
10.03.2026 15:32
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the depression is heavy today and we must combat it with whimsy
10.03.2026 15:13
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While rocking on down to electric avenue
10.03.2026 15:29
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Floating through space and time
10.03.2026 15:28
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Me: ugh I can’t stand Hinder
Also me: LET’S GO HOME AND GET STONED
10.03.2026 15:27
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Yes it was a joke 😂
10.03.2026 15:26
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Yes I’m fine thank you for asking 🫶🏻🖤
10.03.2026 15:24
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Sol
10.03.2026 15:20
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I’m not hanging on by a thread. I’m hanging on by lint
10.03.2026 15:20
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Never 🤣😂
10.03.2026 13:05
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Tuesday is just second Monday
10.03.2026 13:03
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Of course! Can’t forget where it started
10.03.2026 02:04
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He’ll probably rage 🤣
10.03.2026 02:04
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