Good thing the US and Israel have put that right by bombing a girls school. Saviours of the universe. We are so grateful to them.

I'm starting to think that too, if Arne stays. While it has quietened down, I think Mo and Arne's relationship has probably irreparably broken but they've been told by the club to just shut up and get on with it.

Cant see it. Think we'll sign one wide player. Everything else will be a replacement for someone who leaves.

Bin the fat overpaid refs and replace them with computers and we'll have better accuracy, much quicker

You've never been the good guys

Funny this - other teams bombard us with set pieces and long balls and beat us, and commentators will praise the them. We hammer the opposition through set piece goals and the commentators say we're lucky.

Its not a war. Its a genocide.

Holy shit, hadn't realised this was Forest's manager's first week in charge. You'd swear it was our manager who was in his first week at the club!

40% possession against Forest 😵‍💫

"it doesn't work" is a bit of a silly statement. I've tried it for many different things, work and personal, and it is very good at very many different things, and very bad at equally many. As is the case with most new technologies.

Can understand it given, but if thats given our should've been given as well. Fucking robbed by a binch of corrupt cheating twats.

How much better than Grav at CB and Szobo at RB would he have been? Would he really have moved the needle? I suppose the biggest benefit would've been Szobo not having to play RB and having him in the middle.

On loan to Sunderland, where he isnt even a regular starter, but people are rejoicing as though we're signing prime Frank de Boer here. People really just want signings for the sake of it.

Neither are anywhere close to those two yet, but I'd say Ekitike has higher potential than Torres but he's also much more skillful. Wirtz has the potential to be a great, but he'll never touch Stevie.

Isak might never start another game for Liverpool 😂

Fucking LOVE Ekitike

Would be hilarious if Slot got sacked and replaced by the PSG coach that schooled him so badly

I wouldn't write us off for top 4. Chelsea and United are going to have ups and down over the rest of the season. Man for man we have better quality, and individual moments may see us over the line.

I think the way Slot's bosses will think about is whether they can get someone who will be better long-term, but also for the rest of the season. Finding someone who can achieve both is not going to be easy, so I think they'll stick with Slot for the rest of the season.

United looking a better coached side than Liverpool with a caretaker manager two games in. Lovely.

No. Just, no.

Thats what you get for being a bunch of whiney cunts

That was so shit it was genuinely funny. Which at least is a welcome change from us being deathly boring.

He fucked up for the first goal, but you have to admit his movement for that goal was beautiful. Credit to Mac as well for holding his ground to make space for Virj.

Gakpo literally running into the defender and falling over

At least when we're doing dumb shit we're not boring AF

Tuned in just in time to see that wet fart from VVD. Wonderful.

That Standard Chartered name on the front just ruins it

What the?! What a shite way to see a club legend leave, in the middle of the fucking season when he has actually performed relatively well, and probably brought some stability behind the scenes in what has been a turbulent season. And to a PL rival FFS. I'm so over this shite season.

People judge football agents generally on the basis of what is a minority of bad apples. Are they any worse than property agents? Car salesmen? I'd bet my house on there being a far higher relative percentage of outright corrupt property and car deals than there are football transfers.