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FCC Chair Brendan Carr threatens broadcast licenses over Iran War coverage
If only a college professor could condescendingly yell at her that AI is useful, I bet sheβd feel so much better about all this
Hobo mode
Oh wow, a country where they shoot protestors? Yikes, sounds like a bad country
The single biggest, most craven, unprincipled coward in modern history. It's been a delight watching him wriggling to try to salvage his presidential aspirations
Defense secretary openly states that a pro-Trump billionaire taking over a news network (following regulatory help from the administration) will result in coverage more favorable for the administration.
"Top Trump officials acknowledged to lawmakers during recent classified briefings that they did not plan for the possibility of Iran closing the strait in response to strikes."
www.cnn.com/2026/03/12/p...
BREAKING: Washington Post reports the Strategic Helium Reserve has been emptied. "α΅α΅'Κ³α΅ α΅Λ‘Λ‘ α΅α΅Κ³ΚΈ αΆα΅βΏαΆα΅Κ³βΏα΅α΅ α΅α΅α΅α΅α΅ α΅Κ°αΆ¦Λ’" says Lt. Paloma Soredick, Trump's pick to supervise the reserve. "α΅α΅ Κ·αΆ¦Λ‘Λ‘ βΏα΅α΅ Κ³α΅Λ’α΅ α΅βΏα΅αΆ¦Λ‘ Κ·α΅ αΆ αΆ¦βΏα΅ Κ·Κ°α΅'Λ’ Κ³α΅Λ’α΅α΅βΏΛ’αΆ¦α΅Λ‘α΅ αΆ α΅Κ³ α΅Κ°α΅ Λ‘α΅Λ’Λ’ α΅αΆ α΅α΅Κ³ Κ°α΅Λ‘αΆ¦α΅α΅ α΅βΏα΅ α΅Κ³αΆ¦βΏα΅ Κ°αΆ¦α΅ α΅α΅ Κ²α΅Λ’α΅αΆ¦αΆα΅"
Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash
Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash
A guy crouched in a parking space with text βnormal car in a dealership lotβ
The same guy crouched over some rocks on the grass with text βJeep Wrangler in a dealership lotβ
They got unc crawling in the lot for content
TIL the recipient of the most disrespectful dunk in history is running for governor in Oregon as a Republican.
A google maps view of the area around the Strait of Hormuz, with crude markup showing the 4 steps to successfully clearing the strait: 1. Build up speed 2. Hit Trampoline 3. Cool backflip 4. Nail the landing The boat is illustrated using a clip art yacht, and the trampoline is also just kind of floating there.
wait. wait. everyone hold on. i've solved it
there is a child-like naivety to the way business leaders approach sociopolitical problems that would be really sweet if it wasn't coming from the leader of a company with 30,000 employees and 3 billion dollars in revenue
A metal cylinder sticking 10m out of the ground, in the middle of a road in Osaka.
This large metal cylinder in Osaka is not connected to the road overhead. It's new sewerage, and the top is supposed to be at road level. For reasons no-one can yet explain, the pipe rose 10m overnight. www.yomiuri.co.jp/national/202...
My son and I watched Stop Making Sense a few years ago. He asked if I had any of their albums. This gave me the opportunity to recreate a classic Onion article.
weβre doing the meme ourselves now
Whoever is the next Secretary of State is going to have some big shoes to fill.
30 minute wk26 chart along with crude oil, in case anyone is wondering how grain trading is going
hmm I wonder what might happen if this got a certain amount of shares
One nice thing about Bamβs 83 is that now thereβs no reason to ever bring up or hear about Kobe ever again.
Run
A cartoon by Ron Cobb (1975), showing a shadow of US B-52 bomber above cratered landscape. Two people who look like Vietnamese peasants look up; one says βtheyβre having problems with their economy again.β
This is from 1975.
