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#tedcruzisasoullesswanker #animalcaucus #friendsofanimalcaucus Venmo: PoodlePerfectProductions Do NOT obey in advance.

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(gives you fruity drink)

(poodle pouts)

03.03.2026 01:08 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Wyd?

22.02.2026 22:33 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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(gets everycritter a blankie)

(serves snacks & beverage of choice)

(turns off the lights)

🍿🍹🐩

#poodleperfectproductions
#animalcaucus
#friendsofanimalcaucus

20.02.2026 01:24 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Fruity drinks! 🍹🐩 🍹🦩

17.02.2026 01:59 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Bear is a black pup with tan spots. Mixed Breed
www.pspca.org

Bear is a black pup with tan spots. Mixed Breed www.pspca.org

Meet Bear, he loves people and would like a forever home where another dog can teach him the ropes. Bear is playful and would love to meet your family!
Head to the Philadelphia PSPCA today!
www.pspca.org
#AdoptDontShop
🐾

17.02.2026 01:35 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3
Pluto is a gorgeous black and white mix with the most beautiful smile!
www.pspca.org

#AdoptDontShop

Pluto is a gorgeous black and white mix with the most beautiful smile! www.pspca.org #AdoptDontShop

Meet Pluto!
He is a smart and energetic dog who is ready for a loving forever home.
🐾
He loves to learn new tricks and commands, and will work hard to earn those treats! He's also a total softie who loves belly rubs and snuggles.
Look for him at the Philadelphia
www.pspca.org

#AdoptDontShop
πŸ’™πŸΆπŸΎ

17.02.2026 01:35 πŸ‘ 139 πŸ” 71 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3
Sosa
www.pspca.org

#AdoptDontShop

Sosa www.pspca.org #AdoptDontShop

Sweet 5 year old Sosa is a retired service K9 in search of a #ForeverHome. She is very energetic and highly skilled.
Head to the Philadelphia PSPCA to adopt this incredible pup!
www.pspca.org

#AdoptDontShop
πŸ’™πŸΆπŸΎ

17.02.2026 01:34 πŸ‘ 213 πŸ” 91 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 6

Snickerpoodles!

(noms on sweet self)

17.02.2026 01:30 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Your daddy!

17.02.2026 01:13 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Your mama!

17.02.2026 01:13 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Timeline cleanse brought to y'all by the incomparable Flavor Flav!

πŸ‘‘β°οΈ

16.02.2026 21:40 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

URANUS

17.02.2026 01:03 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Professor FROST splots on the big bed wondering where his smartypantses and shenanigans peeps are at.  A light blue plushie of the planet Uranus rests against him.

Professor FROST splots on the big bed wondering where his smartypantses and shenanigans peeps are at. A light blue plushie of the planet Uranus rests against him.

My dear smartypantses and shenanigans peeps:

What will you be doing tonight at 8pm(east)/5pm(pacific)?

a) #AnimalCaucusTrivia
b) aDULLting
c) #PoodleRulez

09.02.2026 23:36 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0
Professor FROST looks at you wondering where his smartypantses and shenanigans peeps are at

Professor FROST looks at you wondering where his smartypantses and shenanigans peeps are at

My dear smartypantses and shenanigans peeps:

What will you be doing tonight at 8pm(east)/5pm(pacific)?

a) #AnimalCaucusTrivia
b) aDULLting
c) #PoodleRulez

16.02.2026 23:37 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0
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Right-wing Heritage Foundation’s own data shows fewer than 100 noncitizens voted since 1982 (!!!)

This is not a real problem. β€œThe SAVE ACT is a Trojan horse to nationalize elections”: open.substack.com/pub/thiswill...

16.02.2026 15:23 πŸ‘ 12453 πŸ” 6565 πŸ’¬ 416 πŸ“Œ 325
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Life was weird 3 years ago…

#animalcaucus
#animalcaucusallies
#livelongandprosper πŸ––
#fruitydrinks

17.02.2026 01:00 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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(hisses in poodle)

(sips fruity drink)

12.02.2026 06:08 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
A fluffy white cat sitting in a cardboard box with his head back, eyes closed and mouth wide open

A fluffy white cat sitting in a cardboard box with his head back, eyes closed and mouth wide open

My cat got a new box and he is very excited about it

28.01.2026 21:21 πŸ‘ 9080 πŸ” 507 πŸ’¬ 191 πŸ“Œ 1
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😬

19.01.2026 20:16 πŸ‘ 30592 πŸ” 7012 πŸ’¬ 1433 πŸ“Œ 611
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Wyd?

19.01.2026 21:47 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We should give these Nazis hell before they actually go there.

08.01.2026 21:40 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Fluff these fluffing fluffers.
#fluffICE πŸ–•

08.01.2026 21:39 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Promises made promises kept - for the 1%…

05.01.2026 07:37 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

(offers fruity drink in ginormous chilled glass)

05.01.2026 07:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a blue jacket stands in front of a graffiti wall with a copyright symbol ALT: a man in a blue jacket stands in front of a graffiti wall with a copyright symbol

(pours one out for my homie)

04.01.2026 04:21 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.

Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.

03.01.2026 10:52 πŸ‘ 59762 πŸ” 20296 πŸ’¬ 1560 πŸ“Œ 1137
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Swalwell: He couldn't run a casino, and now he's going to run a country in South America while he fails to run a country in North America?

04.01.2026 00:48 πŸ‘ 24556 πŸ” 6617 πŸ’¬ 624 πŸ“Œ 302

(walks in circle 3 times)

(fluffy flops on you)

(snores fluffily)

04.01.2026 03:26 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

(starts packing poodle bag)

04.01.2026 03:25 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(hums traditional poodle lullaby)

04.01.2026 03:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0