MYSTERIOUS STRANGER: *hands woman box* If you press this button, someone you don't know dies
WOMAN: Ok *presses button*
STRANGER: Whoa, I didn't even tell you about the money
WOMAN: I can't afford to pay much
STRANGER: No, you don't pay
WOMAN: Oh good *presses button again*
STRANGER: Jesus Christ
FAO; Vladimir Putin
I see what you did there...
I don't think that's true. I think they're just far away
It is the Second Sunday in Advent, the time when traditionally we pay our respects to this holy relic...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugv1...
🎵
Hey, I just bit you
and I have rabies
So see a doctor
you might have rabies
Inside you there are two wolves.
Now more wolves.
They're changing the behaviour of the deer.
The willows are growing back among the river.
The beavers are making dams.
Inside you there are more beavers than you could have ever expected.
Banging clipboard: CRAB! CRAB! CRAB!
I'm a bitch
I'm a patient
And my doctor
Is adjacent
I'm a very famous clown
I'm feeling really down
Peas in our time?
Editor: You get those photos of Elliott Gould and Grover?
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what
Die Hard
🎵 Weeeell..... take me down ti Linoleum City
Where the floors are smooth and incredibly slippy 🎶
Huge news if true
