"Careful with That Axe Eugene" is my favourite fun times song. How about you? 😇

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Ah. Whoops. How to bore a man

Things my beloved furry child views with disgust:

Whisky
Dill pickles
Mud from the river Severn

Conversations with other women.

If you work at the local corner shop in a deprived area and raised 7 sons on your own, you're a badarse bitch. If all your sons are becoming doctors and surgeons and upstanding people, they fucking got that from you. You're badarse bitch zero.

I think women as an example of a really obvious way that minorities don't get to set their own tempo is wll overlooked. If you can't see that, get a fucking grip. And then you can understand why queers and crips and racial minorities and trans people and just everyone ever is not having fun

Not too long ago I visited Auntie J while my cousin and their kids were there. I struggled with their impatience, irritation at their grand/mother. I've come to accept the privilege. Finally. Of not having to manage aged parents. But my aunt has entered into her own space and time, and it's valid.

Pasting for my own benefit tbh. I only have 2 ancestors now. Dad's sisters. Aunts to me and surrogate grandmas to my child. The oldest at 85 or 6 is battling cancer. Again. Her brain is starting to slip, and I know in my heart that's going to be my path.

22 yrs ago my dad died. He was the same age as me. Brilliant Creative Funny. Neurodivergent. And an addict.

I'm having a quiet weekend of gardening & fixing & thinking. Watched V for Vendetta with my beautiful child who reminds me of the best parts of my ancestors. And I keep moving forward.

Honestly FML. I'm so fkn tired however much I sleep. Time to turn in🤣

Breaking Mid

Week 3 of cleaning job over, finally clocking in the clean in the right amount of time. Slightly under today just to prove a point 😎

Honestly, it's satisfying. Finish up. Turn off lights and close doors. Set the alarms, lock up and go home. You don't get that buzz PA-ing for a sociopathic boss.

The angle of the sun says summer. The bite of the wind says no

The weather in the SW corner of the British Isles mass is definitely weird. April saw a couple of mini heatwaves, wildfires and impending droughts. Suddenly everything switched and it's bright and dry and fucking cold.

That was horrible

You think you're having a bad Tuesday? My local leisure centre put Zumba in the yoga room today. FML

Didn't realise it was VR day until late afternoon. Nearly as good as winning whamageddon. Every year. Because that's an undocumented autism bonus trait

‘Nobody knows what’s down there’: The endless fire poisoning a community It used to be an underground drug bunker. Now a field on the edge of London is so dangerous the fire service refuses to enter it and local children are choking on its fumes

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England's very own Silent Hill

It is fucking freezing. Which is weird because we're going through a heatwave. And wherever you are at 1 am there's always an old black guy dragging a heavy bag of shopping. It's the law.

Play stupid games. Asleep @8pm now wide awake. FML. It's weird being awake at 1 am on bank holiday Monday in a small suburban town. Walked to the 24 hour garage to buy a cold can of pop and reset my brain.

I probably need to focus on this account for a bit 🤣

Changed all my bed linen to brushed cotton a few weeks ago before we went on our annual caravan jaunt to North Wales. It's now fucking sweltering in Bristol so changing it all back to Egyptian cotton has been a dream. Loving the Atlantic adjacent life 🤣

It's too hot. I can't sleep. Lissy is a melted furry splat in front of the fan. Everything sucks

No hot tub. No Atomfall. FML

#MaternalIncantations
Do your second weekly 2.5 hr cleaning shift in sweltering heat, return home with the correct beverages & magic a fridge clean out of yr arse. The moment that magic arse touches a seat, a lanky teen and hollow eyed tuxedo cat will magically appear singing of hunger and neglect 🤣

Squeaked that one in 🤣

Had a bridge fitted. My poor teeth have maybe been too good & are now suffering wear and tear. Sigh.

On the bright side, my dentist is cute in a pleasant unattainable way. Like he's a bloke half my age and probably gay. But he wears a cyberpunk eyepiece and he's Scottish and he winked at me lol

Yeah. We do not need a massive constitutional crisis. We need a fucking revolution

And yet, still, he's a weakarse shit with zero integrity. I'm getting bad breakup vibes but let's just sack him and get some Fashy twats in instead 🙄

Just deployed full on mum voice at some little shits lipping the mild mannered cashier in Tesco Express. Might be time to go home and calm my tits.

Also, disrespectful attire