“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”
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“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”
FACT CHECK: True www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/m...
"Top Trump officials acknowledged to lawmakers during recent classified briefings that they did not plan for the possibility of Iran closing the strait in response to strikes, according to three sources familiar with the closed-door session."
How is this real life? AYFKM
The DOJ released evidence, which the FBI deemed credible, that the President of the United States sexually and physically assaulted a 13 year old girl AND she was afraid to talk about it because Trump would kill her—and it’s somehow not the biggest scandal in American history?
the president has no idea what he has set in motion. none.
www.wsj.com/livecoverage...
Christianity in a nutshell. Attack the women and protect the pedos.
BREAKING: The US has bombed Tehran’s main refinery and burning oil is now flooding down the streets into the city’s sewers.
This is a vision from hell, unleashed by the US tonight.
(🎥 Vahid Online)
No dog in this Wrexham/Chelsea game but it’s always good to see Garnacho get two footed
Rep. Dan Crenshaw says culture of misinformation fueled his primary loss: "The truth didn't matter" The fourth-term congressman, who lost decisively to state Rep. Steve Toth, said baseless attacks about his alleged insider trading and gun stances fueled the upset. BY GABBY BIRENBAUM MARCH 6, 2026, 4:25 P.M. CENTRAL REPUBLISH SHARE
"Fire hurts," complains arsonist
www.texastribune.org/2026/03/06/d...
The Suicide Squad (2021)
dir. James Gunn
I don’t think Iran’s Supreme Leader was in the Epstein Files for what that’s worth..
So we just live in a Black Mirror episode now huh
Sad but true
Sir Jim Racist can do one. The Stretford End has spoken.
Operation Epstein Fury is the most sophisticated military operation in the history of the United States.
by Pete Hegseth
"We don't trust them with weapons, so we're going to take all of our weapons to destroy their ability to make weapons, which they totally are, despite my psychotic rambling of a few months ago when I said we had already done it and they don't have those weapons now."
Somebody make it make sense.
Killing schoolgirls in Operation Le Epic Bacon so people forget about the dead economy and the president's pedophile best friend for ten minutes.
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there are a lot of people working in the government right now who want to intentionally trigger an apocalypse to create the conditions for the return of jesus christ and I know how crazy that sounds but its absolutely true
The most dangerous evil people on the planet.
“But I never thought leopards would eat *my* Skynet!”
Single vaccine could protect against all coughs, colds and flus - human trials are now being planned
This is the type of updated vaccine we need to truly 'go back to normal.' Our current reality sacrifices certain people for 'back to brunch'
www.bbc.com/news/article...
IT HASN'T EVEN BEEN A WEEK!
I mean, that about captures it www.axios.com/2026/02/17/t...
I understand framing the AI bubble RAM supply crisis in terms of stuff like video game consoles because nerds can conceptualize that but the framing does really undersell the sheer magnitude of how it's going to fuck up everything that even touches a computer.
After this all implodes, I’m going to be absolutely insufferable at work.
You can't... repeal... a scientific finding. At that point it's just called lying about it.
