Fluffmitten

I love the idea of someone reading this as their first one and coming across the entire Arteta world that's been built over time 🤯

In a new low I overhead discussion of Spurs' current condition in the queue for passport control at Luton Airport, a place you wouldn't think it would be possible to bring down the mood but they managed it

What isn't illegal but feels like it should be? I'll go first...

Please don't let deployment be the new tyre management 😒

I have a swimsuit with skirt built in and couldn't remember where I got it, so I googled it and I'm thrilled to announce they have LOADS now 🥳

Last night I had an unsettling but banal dream in which the popup waste in the bathroom sink broke, and THIS MORNING IT DID 😮

The annoying thing is that the night before I'd dreamt I had a really fun day with Ollie Bearman, but did that one come true? Did it heck 😠

Never not going to correct this to Eric Furry

Can't tell you the vindication I felt when Bernie Collins started telling Ted Kravitz about time limits on pneumatic drill usage

Today in AuDHD: that documentary I watched at about ten years old about vibration white finger has finally come in handy then (all pun intended) #F1

So our roads and railways being utterly borked wasn't enough then? (hope the boat owner is doing ok)

I do not like this gen AI
I do not like what it implies
I do not want it in my art
I do not think it makes you smart
I do not want it in my games
I do not like its goals and aims
I do not want it in my books
I do not like the way it looks
I do not like it, I don't care
I do not want it anywhere

Love what a total dork George is but if they're going to put anyone on a laptop screen it should have been him, in a PowerPoint presentation obviously

Put the kettle on or pour yourself a humpday beer, and watch out for those Ferrari emojis 😄

NO GRANDPA, CHURCHILL DIED YEARS AGO, IS THERE SOMEONE WE CAN CALL FOR YOU

Well that will keep me in sleep paralysis demons for the foreseeable future

And it'll fuck the cost of living even worse than it is already, but they won't care because it won't affect them 🤷🏼

Don't worry, Duke of York much less stringent 👍

*collects Asda Prize for Physics; pats own arse*

I once met someone who worked for the Mail Online: I gave him a chance and guess what, the scorpion bit the frog

"wHy dO yOu hAvE tO mAke eVEryThiNg aBoUt rAcE?"

Because everyone else was nice? 🤷🏼

Love the UK but wish the customer service was worse and its white people were bigger and more obnoxious? Welkom in Nederland!

Yesterday Me is an arsehole

I don't know about you but I think I might just try to live my life in such a way that my own people don't throw a party when I'm murdered by their enemies

Look I generally don't care what drugs other people do but could they not have come up with a version of coke that makes people polite yet

Dance for the knees you want, not the knees you have

(don't tell Tomorrow Me I said this)

They look like Lee Mack and Jenny Agutter, and they are REFRESHED

Agutter's nearly lost a shoe

Just seen a couple dancing together like Sims 2 Nightlife and honestly, 10/10 no notes

A food truck with no outer clue as to what it sells, the massive neon sign over it just says FOOD

Big fan of this signage

I'm pretty much opposed to most human contact but there's a guy here I can only describe as Glittery George Russell who isn't appalling

Ok, not JML, do continue