Me having to play Pokémon go because I don't have switch 2
10.03.2026 03:09
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How is everything about this game getting worse and it's only been like...a day since it was revealed lol
I should change my lore but the only difference is I have massive tits
Cat Burger - Gator Days Characters Catrick C. Cattington IV - Catfish - He might be a CEO of a company who is worth millions of dollars but he is just like you! Stuart - Quokka - A perpetually smiling Sectional Manager. He tackles every problem with motivational corporate speak intended to maximize collaboration and synergies among all employees. August - Alligator - A soft spoken single father who works in IT. Gustopher's dad. Transcript Panel 1 Catrick is filming an ad for a fast food restaurant's new product. He's excited to share it with you. He's wearing and tie so you know he means business but he also has a sweater vest on so you'll know he's friendly. He's also wearing gloves so he doesn't actually have to touch any food. There's a sign in the background that says "HOME SWEET HOME" which everyone hopes will disguise the fact that they're filming this in an empty conference room. Catrick: I'm taking a break from my busy CEO schedule to show you our new product. Yummy. Panel 2 Catrick is now sitting in front of a TV that says "CAT BURGER" with the Cat Burger mascot in the middle. Catrick: I enjoy consuming product while sipping a loss leader and watching content on the subscription service. Panel 3 Catrick has found himself two more food items from the Cat Burger menu. He's trying his best to keep them from getting too close to his mouth. In one had he has fries and in the other he has "Pistachio Spice" seasonal frozen treat. Does not actually contain pistachio. Catrick: I like to finish my meal by dipping my added value side in a seasonal item. I do this several times a week. Panel 4 Stuart is by the camera and giving Catrick feedback. No one has realized that no one has removed the cap from the camera. August from IT was brought in to see why the camera isn't recording anything. He's just standing there in stunned silence. He will not be getting Cat Burger for dinner. Stuart: GREAT WORK, SIR! Highly relatable.
Cat Burger - Gator Days
Key art for a game called Pickmon. It features Charizard with feathers, lucario, meganium, and pikachu by way of pawmo. An embarrassing display
New Pokemon knockoff announced, Lmao okay sure guys just do whatever you want who cares artistic integrity is nothing now
Their pokemon is poisoned
There are kids in emulation subreddits posting "shaking and vibration" issues with old Pokémon games not realizing their pokemon is poisoned and I feel like animated mummy dust just seeing this
@mabusthedark.bsky.social Hey can we not share uncensored porn on this site thank you
It’s cool that this generation gets to find out the answer to “what would you have done when we started interning the Japanese?” and “what would you have done when we invaded Vietnam?” and “what would you have done in Watergate?” all at the same time.
A windows dialog: the window title reads “Bunny” and the contents is a yellow triangle with a black exclamation mark with an image of a grey small bunny next to it. The available buttons below are “Ok” and “Exit”
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ARE WE GOING TO GET @alexrochonva.bsky.social SINGING!?
Windows 13 rumored to be "collecting hearts released from heartless" in an attempt to open Kingdom Hearts, sources say
Ohhhh
This is important information but also goddammit people, you need to leave substack, you are assisting in The Horrors
Me with bad reading comprehension trying to not embarrass myself by making it known
Wait...
Uh oh!
Most of the footage of the famous 2000 "Super Mario 128" tech demo was recorded with handheld cameras by the audience, with the presenter drowning out the game sound. Only 10 seconds of direct feed footage exist, which reveal that the sound was a cacophony of Marios screaming.
My mind has been returning to this video all weekend
Why did I have a dream where I was at a really big mall where people were dressed as mannequins and got really happy when you noticed.
Like you noticed the gag?
From ten years ago!?
There's needed to touch grass, and the need to extremely touch grass...
According to payment processors, purchasing fictional sexy art is grossly immoral.
Betting on school children getting blown up is fine though.
Democrats could listen at any time.
I just want the ones that won't out of there
Because so far it feels like none of them will
Primaries or not
CHINA: "The US is a war addict. Throughout its over 240-year history, it has been at war for all but 16 years. The US has 800 overseas military bases in over 80 countries and regions. The US is the main cause of international disorder, global turbulence, and regional instability."
Where is the lie?
What can even be said at this point
Oh no I'm not surprised why people are mad at the democrats (I am as well)
It's just really annoying how it's gone on this long
The problem is the amount of work we need to do to replace the members of both parties who just allow what's happening to happen is like so much.
Even if we somehow have the primaries happen, are the democrats who are going to be voted in going to actually do stuff, or just more dead weight.
