ASH ꩜ .ᐟ

i ate a pb&j, probably wasnt the best idea

we cant meet up. i only exist on bsky

also hanging out with my coworker tomorrow for the first time outside of work! this is also exciting wow people actually think im cool irl ?!

but now im hungry and im scared

realistically i probably ate something bad. im glad i have the shitting issue instead of the vomiting issue. i would just simply die.

dudes tmi but i had the shits 5 times today my ibs is going CRAZY and my butthole hurts. ive been laying still here about 5 hours in case my movement causes another conundrum

i did just get out of a relationship and am not ready for anything and he isnt either. we have established that, but i see nothing wrong in very slowly but surely sharing our interest in one another until the time comes... if it ever does. can never go into anything with expectations!

does anybody care about my childhood crush update? he asked me to hang out yesterday (after he's done being sick) so that's exciting. and i'm happy because we are subtly flirting but it doesnt feel sexually charged like it does with any other person i flirt with. things are moving, folks!

was having lovey dovey dreams then woke up to the doorbell ringing. went to get my amazon package and realized i locked myself out of the apartment. that's what i get for dreaming about a man.

nothing makes me feel cooler than playing bass on guitar hero

i didnt update but i ended up messaging him earlier today and he just responded. im still zooted oh god

i did not find my gauge by the way

went to find my gauge on the floor somewhere (and make a pb&j) then my dad came home and gave me a pen he got for free at the dispo. i got toasted on accident.

these group of kids come in every week and they treat me like a celebrity it's so silly. it makes me think how i see my face everyday and im sick of it but whenever they see me, they flood me with compliments and im like "maybe... im not absolutely the ugliest thing that crawled out of the sewer??"

i havent talked to her in a decade can i pls have just this

my childhood best friend's older brother specifically (he's only older by a year)

my childhood crush added me back on fb and i told my sister that i really wanted to talk to him and she says "just message him". ok bold and im scared. i will not be doing that but thank you.

also bleached my eyebrows over the weekend. changes are happening me thinks

im gonna be so he/him

my nonbinary brain couldn't handle feeling she/her anymore (what i call myself when i look cunty asf) i decided to rebrand for 2026 and be everyone's vampire bf instead of everyone's vampire gf. im so happy w my choice rn

like 😭 am i crazy or does this actually not make sense??? because im still thinking about it

im not even mad i just genuinely didnt know that he thought that's where we were going. his reasoning was because i never sent him nudes and i was nice to him. "i can read between the lines" what are you talking about

"i did some self reflection and decided im not ready for a relationship" i didnt even know i was a candidate?? hello?

i'll fist fight him when he gets home tomorrow

my dad bullying me on valentines day btw

this cute girl and i were talking about our septums and i could tell she wanted to talk more but girl i got shit to do... after i cashed her out she smiled and said "happy valentines day by the way" oh my god im gonna puuuuke she was adorable

started smoking and forgot i had therapy in a couple hours. ohhhh fuck ohhh no

lobotomy tonight queen?

towering over me in public but you start getting weak for me and sucking my thumb is crazy work and youre also going to hell

tall subby boys make me SICK. last night was so fun.