Arguably Florsheim gave Trump a pallet of size 12 whatevers and Trump’s like “…the fuck am I supposed to do with 48 identical pairs of shoes?”
And instead of giving them to a charity like a normal human he decides to play a domination game with his cabinet.
Full disclosure: Johnston & Murphy give *every* president custom-made bribe shoes.
JOHNSTON & MURPHY. DONALD J. TRUMP Tailored for Trump in Nashville, Tennessee, we crafted a timeless cap-toe oxford with traditional welt construction. In homage to his avid golfing, we also fashioned golf shoes with a patriotic flair.
One additional funny thing about the shoe thing is that Johnston & Murphy gave Trump custom-made bribe shoes and get one-upped by fuckin’ Florsheim.
If you’re gonna screencap Andy Ogles trolling (successfully, I might add) at least put his name in the alt text so it gets caught by my filters.
Wanna feel old? The appropriate metaphor for how we started our war with Iran, Leeroy Jenkins, will be old enough to drink in two months.
13 is middle school
We *did* go all-in on touchscreens, tho.
If every other splash pad in town is any indicator, the answer is most likely “never.”
It’s truly the “so you hate waffles?” of geopolitics.
I’ve been told that my opinion wrt not bombing people implies they I *do* want Israel bombed into oblivion, which seems like they’re not listening to my “don’t bomb people” position *at all.*
He’s going there to offer the Supreme Leader of Iran position to the CEO.
The “don’t bomb Palestine into oblivion” folks are pretty consistent in their “don’t bomb Iran into oblivion” takes.
My <200k population hometown has a more robust and longstanding opera organization than it does any movie theater, where it boasts a single multiplex and an “art house theater” that’s mostly a venue for gofundme’s to keep operating.
Your reminder than Bush’s “Mission Accomplished” speech took place six weeks after he invaded Iraq. The war lasted another 8 years.
The dickbag caucus has marching orders to try and provoke a reichstag fire to justify what’s about to happen.
She either used it for the things you use parchment paper for now (since silicone parchment’s a relatively recent product,) or something kinky.
“See, your ancestors were kicked out of the white homeland hundreds of years ago for being trying to force everyone else to join their cult.”
love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region
That miserable old fucker loves Phantom.
You should be more like Joanie, Dan.
Everyone knows Joanie *loved* tchotchkes.
A reminder on International Women’s Day that women can do anything—even the contract killing of Jeffery Epstein (allegedly)
For some reason Wikipedia still describes World War Three as a “hypothetical future conflict. “
A reminder on International Women’s Day that women can do anything—even the contract killing of Jeffery Epstein (allegedly)
This is what happens when your parents don’t love you enough to teach you manners.
Remember when Thomas Keller came to Nashville and had Hattie B’s 🦞
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Because of all the warfighters combatmaxxing they should have gone with Entrance of The Gladiators.
Much like Fučík’s “Entrance of The Gladiators,” John Philip Sousa’s “Liberty Bell” march has a meaning beyond its original intent…
Had to doublecheck the date on this
The problem with this absolutely sociopathic line of thinking is that it reduces human consciousness to the equivalent of a light bulb, so you can justify any manner of monstrous behavior because you’re just turning off a light bulb.
