Jonathan Newman

A TV death 14 years in the making and it was equal parts devastating and comforting

The ice cube may exist, just not rattling around while I'm trying to record! 😂😭

Just spent the last 20 mins thinking about how I'd do a David Archuleta interview 😭😂

So happy Delroy Lindo (despite everything he's had to endure the last few weeks) is finally getting his flowers. Go watch Wondrous Oblivion

That "In Memoriam" segment was one gut punch after another. An entire generation of greats 😭

"How can I suddenly know her?"

That will forever be one of the wildest things Mariah's ever said. She stays ready 😂

istg if I see those fucking overalls ever again

These really are the dumbest heffas who ever heffa'ed
#Traitors

Taste!

But also and again, GET RID OF ROSTON CHASE

176-8. First T20 fifty for Romario. Pretty please a patented SA choke job. I'll find out when I wake up

The net run rate won't be destroyed. They won't even be bowled out. All this calamity only to be rescued by Holder and Shepherd. World record 8th wicket partnership

Jason is a better batsman than Chase. So, why is Chase batting so high or even in the team?

I've been very critical of Romario Shepherd in the past, but I'm pleased to eat crow now

These Indian ads on my stream are infinitely more entertaining than anything we get over here. So there's that at least

Why do I stay up and watch this shit 😭

Check their bank accounts for BCCI payments 😭

8 runs off the first two balls of the over and you do that? DEATH ROW

Oh look, more brain-dead shit

West Indies have got this all wrong so far. Sure, they bat all the way down to #11, but every dismissal has been horrid. Even King should have seen what was being cooked up for him

South Africa's dropped 3 catches in 5.3 overs

West Indies were 29-0 after 2 overs

The score is 52-4 after six overs

Can all parties involved just chill lol

Pls no more Roston Chase 😭

The one thing I will concede is as a wings accessory

Oooh fancy name mirepoix, but did I need you? Also, as a Jamaican, I absolutely don't need you for soups.

I want to know who's in charge of the celery lobby because I've got questions

Woke up and immediately checked the WI v ZIM score and 👀

Dare we hope? When was the last time we won five consecutive matches?

What the hell was that elimination?
#DragRace

Yup!

Aretha at the Kennedy Center Honors is a truly goat performance, from the GOAT, in her 70s. Absolutely bananas

I'm told I was wrong 😂