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Emile Avanessian

@hhypeemile

Barcelona, by way of LA & NYC. @hardwoodhype on Tw*tter, La Barça Soc Supporter and League Pass in L’Eixample on Substack, My words have also appeared at Defector, The Blizzard, and elsewhere. https://hhype.substack.com/ https://barcafemeni.substack.com/

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I think this is about the temperature but honestly it works for decades as well

09.03.2026 04:09 👍 5387 🔁 957 💬 11 📌 13

IMPORTANT & BREAKING: Iran's IRGC says any Arab or European country that expels the ambassadors of Israel and the United States from its territory will, starting tomorrow, have full authority and freedom to pass through the Strait of Hormuz.

09.03.2026 21:42 👍 557 🔁 140 💬 20 📌 24
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Essay | I’m a College Student. Gen Z Sports Betting Is Wrecking My Friends’ Lives. Among my college peers, using apps to bet on sporting events has become a dangerous rite of passage. March Madness will only add fuel to the fire.

The next big tech-driven crisis for young people is brewing... www.wsj.com/lifestyle/sp...

10.03.2026 00:10 👍 10 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 1

The bottom line is Trump sacrificed 8 American lives (& counting) and more than 1,000 Iranian lives (& counting) for nothing. He hurt the US & global economies, destabilized the Middle East, & will pull out with the same Iranian regime in power. There's no silver lining.

A senseless, criminal waste

10.03.2026 00:26 👍 12077 🔁 3332 💬 588 📌 172

‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

10.03.2026 00:24 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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Support your local brewery

10.03.2026 00:15 👍 91 🔁 17 💬 3 📌 0
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💯💯💯😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

10.03.2026 00:11 👍 47 🔁 9 💬 9 📌 2

They haven't used the fact that he's creepy & off-putting because Party leadership convinced themselves that they lost in 2024 in part due to immigration as a wedged issue.

That's definitely not what actually happened, but it was an easy answer.

Now we're here

10.03.2026 00:18 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Americans can tolerate a genocide in Gaza, ICE killing and kidnapping people, Trump's racism and cruelty, but I do think high gas prices - in addition to all the other chaos - might be a bridge too far.

09.03.2026 08:26 👍 1307 🔁 286 💬 114 📌 10

Watching Jayson Tatum’s return game. First off, incredibly impressed and happy for him. Second, with the damn Celtics thriving even in his absence, my only comfort is that, the whole time he was on the parquet, he was likely thinking about how proud Kobe would have been.

10.03.2026 00:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Zero in on Stephen Miller as a supervillain Democrats should make Trump’s unlikable adviser the face of the GOP

Stephen Miller is a fascist promoting a dictatorship. He's an offputting creep, too – the GOP's Dr. Evil. Republican Sen. Thom Tillis says he's a “big problem” for Trump. But that's true only if Democrats take advantage and tie Miller to Republicans in the midterms.
My Stop the Presses newsletter.

09.03.2026 19:16 👍 1300 🔁 505 💬 74 📌 31

This is spectacular.

10.03.2026 00:10 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

EIGHT??? FUC—-

10.03.2026 00:09 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This was not even on the news here..

#Chicago 🗞️

10.03.2026 00:04 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Donald Trump’s plan to be king of the world His Board of Peace is essentially a global slush fund, run by him and him alone.

Trump's Board of Peace is essentially a global slush fund, run by him and him alone.

10.03.2026 00:00 👍 487 🔁 250 💬 34 📌 10
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In contrast to the coverup of the EPSTEIN crimes here in America, there are ongoing investigations in the UK, France, Turkey, Poland, Latvia & Lithuania that is sure to expose his central, filthy role in the largest crimes against humanity case in world history. #AccountabilityIsComing

09.03.2026 20:30 👍 34618 🔁 9557 💬 1798 📌 691

Karl Malone’s mere presence anywhere is so much more offensive than anything planned for Magic City night.

09.03.2026 23:26 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Can we please stop pretending: The pedophile führer's MAGA Republican Party is no longer the party of Lincoln — it is a white supremacy hate movement, FULL STOP.

09.03.2026 15:09 👍 100 🔁 48 💬 12 📌 1
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And people wonder how Trump could have six bankruptcies. 🙄

09.03.2026 15:04 👍 121 🔁 69 💬 4 📌 2

I can’t believe there’s not someone at least stepping up to the plate every couple of days.

09.03.2026 23:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well fuck

09.03.2026 22:49 👍 10 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 1
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Heads up.

09.03.2026 23:01 👍 1 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0
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‘Outrageous’: Furor grows over ICE’s arrest, deportation of 6-year-old deaf Hayward child The uproar follows allegations that ICE agents mislead the family’s attorney and separated the child from vital equipment he needs to properly hear.

You cannot "reform" a corrupt, violent, criminally indecent organzation like this. You must abolish it. Destroy it. Defund it.
-GIFT ARTICLE-
www.mercurynews.com/2026/03/09/o...

09.03.2026 22:39 👍 19 🔁 11 💬 1 📌 1
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On Friday, Trump held an event at the White House, carefully avoiding the war with Iran, the surge in gas prices, the stock market’s free fall, and a disastrous jobs report. Better to shine than to govern, for this mentally il and pathological liars!

#ProudBlue #DV1

09.03.2026 21:00 👍 105 🔁 66 💬 10 📌 3
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The seventh US service member to die protecting the child rapist in the White House from being outed in the Epstein files has been identified as 26-year-old Sgt. Benjamin Pennington of Kentucky.

09.03.2026 15:39 👍 846 🔁 399 💬 72 📌 25

“Verified”

09.03.2026 17:32 👍 33 🔁 16 💬 4 📌 1

He finally gets a little pushback on his lie and then he’s got nothing. bsky.app/profile/acyn...

09.03.2026 22:47 👍 1578 🔁 420 💬 109 📌 14
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Brutal.

09.03.2026 15:19 👍 149 🔁 76 💬 8 📌 3

Schrödinger's War

09.03.2026 22:18 👍 496 🔁 154 💬 20 📌 6
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The Chaos Is the Comfort No Stakes, Just Russ

23, 11, and 12, with no turnovers... Russ still cookin'.

hhype.substack.com/p/the-chaos-...

09.03.2026 09:16 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0