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Writer. Reader. Can come up with a dog joke to fit almost any situation. https://TheAmericanNight.substack.com/

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Iran really followed America as it was trying tk storm out the room and said "We're done fighting when I say that we're done fighting!"

10.03.2026 18:53 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I hope that man files burglary charges. That was filthy.

10.03.2026 01:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't even know who that is, but fuck Smoothie King.

03.03.2026 20:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Looks like a Yoder to me.

27.02.2026 03:55 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe Oz could first explain what he was doing with Epstein.

26.02.2026 01:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Like she's not going to vote for her.

25.02.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Win or lose, dude's gonna follow his way into chains.

25.02.2026 18:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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25.02.2026 17:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Notably as usual are local and state police protecting the rights of the people. The fuck do we even have them for?

23.02.2026 18:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine a sequel where Forrest Gump became director of the FBI. That's Kash Patel. Dude's just out there Gumping his way through the world.

23.02.2026 17:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Imagine a sequel where Forrest Gump became director of the FBI. That's Kash Patel. Dude's just out there Gumping his way through the world.

23.02.2026 17:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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🀷🏼

23.02.2026 16:41 πŸ‘ 16261 πŸ” 5502 πŸ’¬ 691 πŸ“Œ 292
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How China is reporting on the Epstein case….

#Epstein

17.02.2026 13:52 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2
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Let 'em know Rese 😀

23.02.2026 03:15 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Does this make sense or am I just getting high on my own farts?
Reality is external. Even while you're reading this, you're wrong. I am too.

21.02.2026 04:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

look at my country man, we’re getting out-No Kings’d by the fuckin’ british

19.02.2026 14:22 πŸ‘ 24948 πŸ” 5169 πŸ’¬ 449 πŸ“Œ 147

I aspire to be the kind of smart where stupid people think you're crazy.

16.02.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Don't they get a plus one? Fill those seats with the victims of people who will be in the room.

14.02.2026 18:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not much for reincarnation, but Hitler died in 1945, not long before Trump was conceived. Just saying.

14.02.2026 05:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Stuff was a lot weaker the further back you go though. It took more.

13.02.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Are they on location or was this shot at Four Seasons Landscaping?

12.02.2026 22:35 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Except for the ones that bribe her. Those have no worries.

12.02.2026 05:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Why he say fuck me for?

12.02.2026 00:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@governor.pa.gov

12.02.2026 00:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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If you wash off the makeup, Pam Bondi turns into Gollum.

11.02.2026 19:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At first I wasn't sure if she was an attorney. Now I'm not even sure she's a high school graduate.

11.02.2026 19:06 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There is a solution. First you pound a large stake into the ground. Then you gather a great big pile of wood and kindling. Now you're gonna need some sturdy rope...

11.02.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So first you pound a large stake into the ground. Then you gather a great big pile of wood and kindling. Now you're gonna need some sturdy rope...

11.02.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Look at that face. Mr. McClintock has definitely fondled children.

11.02.2026 18:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Watching Bondi and Jordan stand up for pedophiles

11.02.2026 17:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0