Follow the Minnesota 1st

This does not in fact look very open.

That's, uh, not a denial.

So now we know that Ryan probably bought cocaine from Platner. This is by Ryan's own standard that if you hear it from a Nazi it must be true.

Ryan still refuses to reveal that he received the "information" that Platner's wife is Jewish from a white supremacist.

OMG, the Nazis that Ryan hangs out with on Xitter are not assholes. 🤣

Who told you Platner's wife is Jewish?

You're stupid if you don't immediately recognize why I brought up Russia's Eastern European neighbors in regard to NATO.

You think Russia should be allowed to invade Poland. Again. 🤣

Happy to oblige.

Oh, and go fucking ask Russia's neighbors if they think they'd be safe without NATO.

They would not.

On the other hand yes it will and shut the fuck up. Russians are now being slaughtered at an unsustainable rate, idiot.

Go somewhere else to give up you fucking surrender monkey.

I already knew that. 😀

I lost my sister a few years ago and while we weren't estranged I can still relate to your situation. I sometimes think about memories that only the two of us would still share and it's a sad and haunting thought at times.

I think we should let them play on train tracks. Blindfolded.

Your real job is tending to Thistle's needs.

Pretty much, right? Don't make square mile after square mile zoned for single-family structures without a single grocery store or restaurant in sight.

You get sympathies, anyway. Estranged or not that's rough, man.

I'll bet you also spend a lot of time trying to convince people that Trump has already won and we live in a dictatorship.

Show your dictator-loving ass the fuck out of here.

"DOW 50K"

"No ethical consumption under capitalism yada yada"

What's surprising is how easy it actually is to have a space that makes it pretty easy to not use a car.

If you knew someone IRL who acted like Trump you wouldn't say they're playing 9-D chess.

You'd know they were just an evil moron.

The shocking part is how *little* it has to do with it.

Doing what? Breathing through your mouth? Believing that there's such a thing as wallet inspectors?

A small positive to come out of this era: you never have to take the "masters of the universe" seriously again. There's obviously no "deserve" involved and the "meritocracy" is a joke, so 90% top tax rate it is.

They're fucking chumps.

Also, "BOFA" Securities? C'mon...

It's not just you.

That's the same headline the NYT wants.

Christ, it's been a long week but at least it's almost over.

That's just unhygienic

Oh... Wow...

Good point. Variety is the spice of life.

OMG that fucking guy

I may get in trouble for this, but I'm going to say it.

I also find a backpack FULL of dildos to be suspicious. Like, JUST full of dildos? No LUBE?

There's something up with that.

Turns out Devo was right.

Wild card, bitches.