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Lieutenant Dan has thoughts.

No country outside of our allies employs Tomahawk missiles.

The markets said stop.

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Trump: "The Iranian government is absolutely going to capitulate within days and I'm going to choose their new leader."

Or..."They are going to choose a new, younger, more anti-American hardline Ayatollah."

But definitely one or the other.

Monster

Trump is trying to get credit with China for intervening on their behalf in a war he started.

Trump Went to War With Iran Because Jared Kushner Is a Fool Donald Trump’s top two negotiators have no clue what they’re doing.

Kushner and Witkoff are ignorant hacks, part 245,699.

"Several nuclear experts have raised questions about the disastrous duo’s technical understanding of uranium enrichment after they presented an assessment of Iran’s Research Reactor that made no sense."

newrepublic.com/post/207554/...

Buttercup says hello

Or, I could do what I do, which is speak proper English regardless of the audience

Just walked by a colleague's classroom after my class finished and he was talking about Elvis, getting blank stares and so he had to ask "Does anyone know who Elvis Presley is?"

It's rough out here on these teaching streets.

In contrast to the coverup of the EPSTEIN crimes here in America, there are ongoing investigations in the UK, France, Turkey, Poland, Latvia & Lithuania that is sure to expose his central, filthy role in the largest crimes against humanity case in world history. #AccountabilityIsComing

We are STILL in a government shutdown‼️

They’re not getting paid so those airport lines are only going to get longer.

President Volodymyr Zelenskyy says the first group of Ukrainian military experts will depart for the Middle East on Monday, to share experience gained during four years of war with Russia.

a cartoon chef is holding a tennis racquet and saying meatballs . ALT: a cartoon chef is holding a tennis racquet and saying meatballs .

Affirmation Coyote would like to give their human friends a heads up, so they can prepare for tomorrow night's dinner.

Monday, March 9th, is National Meatball Day!

www.nationaldaycalendar.com/national-day...

This person is no more

Lindsey’s diplomacy working wonders in UAE.

Wow -- as first spotted by @BadFoxGraphics on X, Fox & Friends this morning used *old footage of a previous dignified transfer* to mislead their audience about the fact that Trump wore a baseball cap during the one yesterday

Trump Org Files Trademarks to Put the President’s Name Front and Center at America’s 250th In one filing submitted on Friday, a “Trump 250” image was trademarked to be used on a variety of merchandise.

“Trump Org Files Trademarks to Put the President’s Name Front and Center at America’s 250th”

Amelia Benavides-Colón, @davelevinthal.com for @notus.com

If US and Israel launched war in hopes of Iran producing a Delcy Rodriguez, they re getting instead a Hugo Chavez: more militant, more radical considering it’s Iran.

Buckle up

Iran’s new Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei
• More hardline than father
• He’s the IRGC candidate
• Relatively young: 56
• Avoids public
• Trusted by father, clerics
• Was in military during Iraq-Iran war
• His wife, Zahra, killed in Israeli airstrike w his father

Or maybe she has the memory of a goldfish and can’t hold the whole question in her head at once.

Karoline Leavitt’s stunning admission on Trump war plans sends shockwaves: ‘unbelievable’ White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt sparked a frenzy on Sunday after making a startling admission as to President Donald Trump’s plans for the ongoing U.S.-Israel military siege on Iran.“Moth...

This seems more like incompetence than policy. She answered the second half of the question about boots on the ground and not the predicate part about the draft because she’s sloppy.

www.rawstory.com/karoline-lea...

ICE Agent Injured After Repeatedly Trying To Detain People In Neighborhood Mural MINNEAPOLIS—Bleeding profusely as he radioed for backup against the uncooperative crowd, Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent Ken Fischer was reportedly injured Tuesday after making repeated atte...

ICE Agent Injured After Repeatedly Trying To Detain People In Neighborhood Mural

Last night saw Amadeus at the Pasadena Playhouse. Jefferson Mays was astounding as Salieri. Very memorable. Great production.

Still have fond memories of seeing @markhamillofficial.bsky.social as Mozart during the national tour in the early 80s.

How will this affect the Riyadh comedy scene

When I was 8 or 9 I bought a cooler full of sodas and upsold them to people in line to buy gas. I should look into that again, more dignified than lawyering.

ICE Detention of Teen Musicians Roils Texas Mariachi Community Two brothers who were recognized by their congresswoman last year, along with their parents and younger brother, are facing deportation.

Two brothers from South Texas and their high school mariachi bandmates were recognized by their congresswoman last June for winning a state mariachi competition. Nine months later, the brothers, along with their parents and younger brother, are in ICE detention and facing deportation.

Part of Trump’s mass appeal (and of why he’s so dangerous) is that he really seems to share Joe Barstool’s worldview that there are no complex problems: Everything has a simple brute solution, which previous leaders were somehow too stupid or weak to deploy.