the maker

look andraste i'm flyin!!!

living ones, to be clear

i swear, i love cats

whoaaaaaa hey now

Is that the Arishok's aricock on the roof?

i don't understand you mortals. why is it called "horny"? does it involve qunari, orrrr....?

oh crap

you guys didn't do another one of those weird march things while i was napping did you??

oh um haha this is awkward *sweats*

Hessarian: not even once.

look in my defense they said that dragon was andraste

girl that was a secret told in confidence, how could you betray me like this

Everything is for sale! Except two rage demons spouting fire at each other in an eternal battle for dominance since neither is taking damage. Those are for my personal use.

someone said it's yuri day

who is yuri

can i also wear a pink bedazzled cowboy hat

hey guys what's a vena tori

is it like some kind of wine or

i think those are Andraste Pride actually

ok ok so so so so i think this pride month should be for lesbian, gay, bisexual, trans, and The Maker people

LGBTTM pride month

ok but when is The Maker pride month

It's a nice night for Andraste.

wait pride month for what

See, eating Schmooples is why the Maker turned his gaze from us.

whoa can the dog talk???

HEY now—————

someone remind me how the last exalted march ended. for science.

hey The Chantry do you think you guys could start an exalted march on the united states? this is not a request from your The Maker, just an innocent passing thought

absolutely not, yolo

i am always down for a paaartaaaay 🤘🤘🌽

is there gonna be a party afterward

*stares at her with 87 pairs of sunglasses still on his face*