Flex Luthor

The Miami Heat (have to) play basketball again tonight.

I can’t believe they put that orange assclown back in office, man.

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When it’s opening day

They’re not going to get out of this by playing semantics.

Sending detailed information about an upcoming military strike on unclassified channels (and even to the wrong guy) is wrong, reckless, and obviously a threat to American troops.

WE BACK UP

Dressing comfy for trivia night >>>>> dressing any other way

You shouldn’t be worried - I’m sure we have a 10 point quarter still to come

I (like everyone and their mother) officially predicted Charlotte to win that, so being right is cool I guess, but I’d have rather seen someone who needed the run win that
#RoyalRumble

The Indy crowd for most of the entrances tonight
#RoyalRumble

OOF. Yeah that PPV was rough as well.

That might be worse, actually. The Rumble I was talking about was more disappointing than bad

Oh I was there in person. Convinced my then fiance that Royal Rumble was THE event to attend outside of WM.

Then they put on whatever the hell that show was. Luckily she married me anyways, but I’m still embarrassed about it. Fuck Brock Lesnar.

This is how you do it...

This is going to sound corny as fuck but I am awfully grateful for this website this week.

The best part about this is that when I introduce my friend “College Dropout,” it’ll potentially double as just a biting commentary on his choices

Whyyyy must I be the one responsible for doing all this work to unsubscribe when I never subscribed in the first place 😩

We all do, TBH.

I am DEEPLY ashamed that I was today years old before I finally experienced the magic of #Wicked

HOW DID YALL LET ME GET THIS FAR WITHOUT IT

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Kay Adams and Mina Kimes teaming up for #NFLonNetflix

Any time you go to a post office and want to use the self-service kiosk, you can always count on the people preceeding you to have 53747 packages apiece they need to scan individually first

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A: “we need to pass bathroom bills to protect women from predators.”

B: “we need to pass gun control measures to protect people from gun violence.”

A: “assault is already illegal! Criminals don’t care about laws!”

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Rest of the Dolphins’ season rides on today.

#GoFins

CHELSEA GREEN HIVE, WE UP!!!

#SNME

These commercial breaks are ruining the vibe 😔

#SNME

Meh, the time away has reminded us that WWE doesn’t truly need MacAfee anymore 🤷🏾‍♂️

#SNME

Happy 99th birthday to Dick Van Dyke, inventor of the DVD player.

The bots and trolls #OverThere on Spaceman’s site have made every day feel like doomscrolling.

It’s weird because this dropped right when they’re finally playing well lol.

But honestly? I’d be fine with him. Let him go where he can win a ring sooner or get paid again, because I doubt either happens in MIA

Just saw a woman have to leave Deal or No Deal with $50.

If she had to fly out to the taping or drive from more than like 2 hours away, it cost her more to just get there.

Me and Howie would have had to fight 🤷🏾‍♂️

The question isn’t “Why does Rollins hate Punk?”, it should be “What did Rollins do to Rosita????”

#WWERaw

Watching #Gladiator for the first time.

I’m finding that there might be some blood spilled.

I can NOT show this movie at the preschool tomorrow.