Susie To Go

I don't know what Anthem is doing, but I now have 17 packs of birth control.

We start losing daylight in 100 days.

A text box detailing the death of Breonna Taylor from AP News.

From @apnews.com today in history:

Ha, I had not seen that!

We had a stoner employee who STARTED his order by saying, "I want 15 boxes of Trefoils." He also bought like 10 more boxes of other flavors. Never figured it out- he weighed like 98 pounds soaking wet but loved Girl Scout cookies.

...for crying out loud, Thin Mints are right there!

I work in a low income area of Cincy, so when we do the office order, I pick a troop from one of the nearby schools. Like to keep it local. Last year, it was the niece of an employee, though (still low income, not in the neighborhood). The NYC troop is an awesome idea though!

It is your duty as a patriotic, God fearing, feminist, tradwife loving, Taylor Swift and Gwar fan, American with at least $6 to buy a box of cookies. You don't want the heat if you don't. Just buy the cookies already.

Are the girls teeny tiny? You're buying cookies. Are they scary teens? You're buying cookies. Did they jump scare you in the Sam's parking lot? Bitch, you're buying the fucking cookies.

Look, here's the stitch: you're buying the Girl Scout Cookies. You are. You are not saying no. You're just doing it. It doesn't matter the sales tactics or where they're camped out. You are buying the cookies.

It should be legal to egg the house of anyone who cuts their grass before April 1st.

Lines at my will. You are not going to win in this fight. Just stop trying.

Dear salesperson: I genuinely do not care in the slightest what your preference is- if I tell you to email m, I want you to email. It's literally my job to keep you from bugging my coworkers. I'm going to tell you off if need be. Also, I can see every phone line and pick up or drop calls to their

Oh, they are open. They just don't have a receptionist. Or their lights on.

My appointment is at 7:15. I'm supposed o be here 30 minutes early. They open at 7. I get here at 6:30. Are they open yet? No.

If I'm going to be awake at 1 AM and not go back to sleep, I should just get up and clean the bathroom, right? Who the fuck am I?

In love with manager 2 dealing with manager 1's everyday problems while manager 1 is out on vacation. We've been here less than an hour and manager 2 is already having a fit. Manager 1 is off all week. Going to make some popcorn and enjoy the show, I think.

Report: Cincinnati sees largest spike in gas prices anywhere in the US since start of Iran war As drivers have headed to the pump across the country over the past week, a new report indicates that no other metro area has been hit harder than Cincinnati since the start of the U.S.-Iran war.

www.wlwt.com/article/cinc...

Married or Midsommar?

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I don't know much about the "maxxing" discourse and trends because everytime anything about that pops up in my feed, my brain shuts down until something less ridiculous flashes on my screen.

I am less worried about a baseball cap than the fact that he's shown up to a ceremony honoring soldiers whose deaths are a direct result of his decisions. The man has A LOT of blood on his hands and it's basically for his ego. He should be hiding in shame.

MYTH: These attacks will lead to retaliatory strikes on U.S. citizens. FACT: Wait, shit, really?

Trump’s War On Iran: Myth Vs. Fact https://theonion.com/trumps-war-on-iran-myth-vs-fact/

Dad set all the clocks back an hour.

A painting of a bird beside the text "thankfully some mediocre fuckin' man is here to tell us all how to live"

I would assume around or near the genital area, not in the vagina because how on earth would you get the gun in there? How would you see to make the tattoo? Would it even take?

Currently procrastinating because it is cleaning day and I hate cleaning day. Employee just texted and said he'd be in on time on Monday and I'm guess he will definitely not be.

Can you imagine being his interpreter? I can't even imagine how horrific of a job that must be.

Ha. @momstuffpodcast.bsky.social, I'm listening to ICE Part II (I'm behind for my sanity) and when Anbey said, "I'll call it cosplay," I thought she said, "alcoholic cosplay," and actually went, "Well, you're not wrong?"

I love this podcast ad that I think is implying that GLP-1's are bad because it changes a body's natural instincts. Ma'am, my body's natural instincts are what got me to needing GLP-1's. I really wish it would change my instincts.