Watermelon the Gecko

The Gird is too small for me.

A digital art piece showing a view from a dock, looking out at Watermelon, an obese leopard gecko, having grown to macro size. He resembles a proper mountain of blubber, looking down at the viewer as a massive wave forms from him rising from the water as his head breaches the clouds.

"Hello down there! Hope you don't mind my new size..."

Tons upon tons of heavy lizard blubber, gurgles and sloshes that can be heard for miles, a deep, booming voice, lumbering movements that make the earth quake beneath my feet...

It's Macro March, isn't it?

Art by @heftyscales.bsky.social! ❤️💚

God, reading the headlines can get real exhausting real fast.

So, I just had an idea.

I'm learning sound design.

Maybe I could... Try to make some fat fur audio?

A digital art piece of Keipo, a shiny Inteleon, sitting on his knees and flexing one of his biceps, his other hand on his abs, and giving the viewer a confident smile.

CW: Muscle

"Enjoying the show? I'm happy to show off for you as much as you'd like. I put a lot of work into building this kind of body up..."

Lovely buff piece by @joeyvally.bsky.social!

Best games.

A digital art piece of Watermelon, an obese leopard gecko, being inflated via a hose attached to a water faucet outside. His incredibly rounded body is smooshing Arthur, a deer who has a massive blush on his cheeks as he's smooshed by the increasingly heavy water weight atop him. Melon's cheeks are puffy and his limbs are thick, as well.

A digital art piece of Watermelon, an obese leopard gecko, being inflated via a hose attached to a facility labeled "Juice Storage" outside, his entire body having turned a vivid blue. His incredibly rounded body is smooshing Arthur, a deer who has a massive blush on his cheeks as he's smooshed by the increasingly heavy water weight atop him. Melon's cheeks are puffy and his limbs are thick, as well. Arthur also has gained a slight blue tinge to his fur.

Never trust a deer like @blueberrybuck.bsky.social to shut down the damn hose when you say "when". Now I'm a damned water/juice balloon, and since he's decided to let himself get smooshed beneath all this sloshing, gurgling weight, I'm not gonna stop growing any time soon!

🎨: @gilotter.bsky.social

I concur~!

A digital art piece of Watermelon, an obese leopard gecko, standing in the middle of a blizzard. He's clad in a massive, heavy set of winter gear, yet is still incredibly hot. He's opened his jacket and is profusely fanning himself off.

Phew...! Why's it so hot outside?! It's the middle of winter! Seriously, is anyone else feeling the heat, or is it just me?

Whaddya mean it's just me?!

An excellent comm by @mazaku.bsky.social! Sorry it took so long for me to post. ^^;

Lucky is the best. ;-;

Finally climbing out of this damn rut I've been in. Bigposting to resume shortly.

One minute I'm fine, the next I'm suddenly just falling down, down, down. It's so weird. It makes no sense.

I don't want to burden others with my bullshit, but all the same I know keeping all this pain inside is only going to drag me down further and further and further.

I don't know what's been wrong with me as of late.

I'm so sorry, I know it's annoying to see someone just whining on their timeline, but I don't feel comfortable barging into peoples' lives just to saddle them with how all-over-the-place I feel right now.

It's usually a downward spiral.

A digital art piece of a young man transforming into a big, fat anthropomorphic lizard. His rear has expanded so much so that his pants have been reduced to ribbons, a massive thick tail having sprouted above his butt. His face is turning green and reptilian as he looks behind with an embarrassed expression, saying "I didn't do it!" his cock and balls have also grown large and hang down from beneath his enormous rear end.

CW: Lewd

Aaaand a lewd alternative version. Seems arousal is a bit of a side effect of this potion...

A digital art piece of a young man transforming into a big, fat anthropomorphic lizard. His rear has expanded so much so that his pants have been reduced to ribbons, a massive thick tail having sprouted above his butt. His face is turning green and reptilian as he looks behind with an embarrassed expression, saying "I didn't do it!"

#TF

Surely nobody would notice if I were to take a little sample-sip of this potion here, what's the worst that could happen?

Well... There go my clothes. And humanity. And waistline...

An older piece I got from the excellent @alexxferret.bsky.social. ❤️💚

God, I don't know why I've been having such ridiculous mood swings as of late. Woke up today feeling pretty decently energized and prepared for the day, but now I'm suddenly in a real emotional rut.

He's already the perfect starter.

...okay, SECOND most perfect, nothing will ever replace my beloved Treecko, but Gecqua's already shot waaaay up into my favorites.

You've done a lovely take on the cutie!

I'll nab a slot.

I can't stress enough how much I hate to bring this kind of stuff up outside of private environments, I know it's deeply unhealthy to constantly broadcast inner turmoil, hence why I try my best to hide it all, but man, I'm struggling. Honestly.

I'm sorry, the dark thoughts are coming out again.

I feel stuck. I feel like I'm not making progress, like everything I do barely moves the needle, if at all. I admit, I am extremely envious of my friends who do well. They deserve success, absolutely, I just want to succeed alongside them.

Fuck YEAH we do

Damnit. It's a downward spiral night. Coming down from being really sick might have something to do with it, I dunno.

I normally prefer to keep personal feelings off of my feed. Not exactly healthy to broadcast my mental state all the time, y'know?

That said, I just feel... stuck. Like I'm making no real progress in anything I do. Just a total lack of anything to show for my efforts. No impact. Difficult thoughts.

It's always best when one starts out small before becoming enormous.

This is true, I'm basically just asking for it.

A digital art piece of Watermelon, an obese leopard gecko, being inflated via a hose attached to a water faucet outside. His incredibly rounded body is smooshing Arthur, a deer who has a massive blush on his cheeks as he's smooshed by the increasingly heavy water weight atop him. Melon's cheeks are puffy and his limbs are thick, as well.

A digital art piece of Watermelon, an obese leopard gecko, being inflated via a hose attached to a facility labeled "Juice Storage" outside, his entire body having turned a vivid blue. His incredibly rounded body is smooshing Arthur, a deer who has a massive blush on his cheeks as he's smooshed by the increasingly heavy water weight atop him. Melon's cheeks are puffy and his limbs are thick, as well. Arthur also has gained a slight blue tinge to his fur.

Never trust a deer like @blueberrybuck.bsky.social to shut down the damn hose when you say "when". Now I'm a damned water/juice balloon, and since he's decided to let himself get smooshed beneath all this sloshing, gurgling weight, I'm not gonna stop growing any time soon!

🎨: @gilotter.bsky.social

Oops, doomscrolled a bit too much. -_-

This is SUCH a great shape, excellent work!

UPDATE: I GOT IT WORKING YEEAAAAHHHH

Yup, checked all that, that's all as it should be.