Finally! My “Vote Harris” shirts will be useful again!
@patrickjv
voice actor! National voice of Sleep Outfitters mattress store, co-host of Animorphs 55:The Podcast, and I have a kids book YouTube channel! https://youtube.com/@dadreadstoyou_stories http://www.patrickvierzba.com
Finally! My “Vote Harris” shirts will be useful again!
Made the mistake of watching the new episodes of #Bridgerton with a slight headache, and now I’m scared for my life
Hey Apple! Can we make it so that when you accidentally call someone and hang up a quarter second into the dialing screen, it doesn’t tell the person that you called them?
What ice cream can I getcha?
Cartoon by Tommy Siegel
They don’t tax pizza parties or casual Fridays. Why is so much of my bonus gone?
Gotta take notes!
That last line is incredible!
I wouldn’t say no to being part of Canada
So it’s like how you can’t put a sign on the street corner, but you can pay someone to stand there and twirl a sign? Also, the chance to perform at the Super Bowl halftime show for dozens of people is pretty cool
2028 election
If Donald Trump can run for a 3rd term, so can Barack Obama.
#TheLeft
knockout punch
Burger The King?
Hey, USAA. This isn’t a good look. Domestic terrorist job not paying you? USAA is there to help!
I love wearing my Santa hat in late January/early February
Wake up babe, new Bluey album dropping! (parents of small children know what I mean)
Do you think they’re telling people that protestors are paid, just to pad the numbers and say the economy is good? LOOK AT ALL THESE JOBS WE’RE CREATING
If corporations paid us a living wage, we wouldn’t have to take all these lucrative protesting jobs!
Please start in San Diego. It’s insane here
Gotta hide the presents from the kids before Xmas. You’re just too good at it!
A few months ago I bought a bunch of books for my kid (mostly ones that @patrickjv.bsky.social has read on his channel), with the intention of giving them to her for Xmas. Then we lost the books.
My wife just found them. Huzzah! Second Xmas!
A milestone! Come be 2601!
Since no one in government cares what the constitution says, can we also ignore the part that says Zohran can’t be President?
Everyone look! We do YouTube shorts now!
youtube.com/shorts/dvm0l...
Every year, Shutterfly puts calendars on sale for like 50% off around the new year, and they’re still like $40. Who’s buying $80 calendars in September when they’re at full price?
Hey everyone, it's a big day! We've got a new episode out, where we interview @davidmattingly.bsky.social , who famously illustrated the covers of the #animorphs books! Come check it out!
open.spotify.com/episode/227k...
I got shortlisted for an audio engineer role! I do that too, when I send in my auditions, make my YouTube videos, or edit my podcast, “Animorphs 55: The Podcast”!
Character idea: teenager from the 1950’s but he’s immortal, and as time goes by he grapples with when it just becomes too much trouble to explain to new people why his friends call him Moose or Flash or Slugger or whatever old timer nickname he goes by
Got kids at your house this holiday season? Do they like Spidey? Let me read to them for 2 hours while you do what you need to do!
youtu.be/Uf2rzX3FlTk