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Timothy Turtle-Head

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Yes. Next?

10.03.2026 20:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

War criminals

12.02.2026 19:26 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mad as a boat horse

29.12.2025 13:48 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That makes zero sense

07.12.2025 15:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wait until a Brit asks

04.12.2025 13:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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27.11.2025 15:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

NOW she says that

10.11.2025 15:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But he's still getting our cash?

18.10.2025 17:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wonder where that producer is now

09.10.2025 16:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Bloody brilliant show that

09.10.2025 16:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Mr Wet Underpants himself

08.10.2025 18:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We all know the answer to that

17.09.2025 20:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah but Starmer will do the square root of fuck all as the country burns to the fucking ground.

13.09.2025 22:37 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Nobody has a landline

13.09.2025 22:21 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

You’re talking about the well-heeled few. Most young people can barely pay their rent.

20.08.2025 19:05 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

But he can’t ditch the spurious capital letters

20.08.2025 19:02 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Not a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets?

20.08.2025 18:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sad thing is, some pathetic bastards do. Evil god bothering right wing fucktards and MAGAts for instance.

18.08.2025 07:43 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That’s seriously fucked up

14.08.2025 19:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Link no longer works

12.08.2025 09:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lol

27.07.2025 15:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don't trust the spineless fucker to defy his pro-Israel funders

27.07.2025 15:13 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Look in the dictionary. There's a picture of Trump next to that word

25.07.2025 20:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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25.07.2025 08:57 👍 33 🔁 19 💬 4 📌 3

Still supporting genocide though, eh?

23.07.2025 21:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

'Twas a great year
• Never Mind the Bollocks
• The Clash
• Damned Damned Damned
• Spiral Scratch
• Rattus Norvegicus
• My Aim Is True
• New Boots and Panties
• Pink Flag

22.07.2025 15:20 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Starmer's a useless tool(maker's son). I've cancelled my LP membership

16.07.2025 14:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No chance, sadly. Starmer is utterly ineffective.

15.07.2025 09:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We’ve all been there

12.07.2025 13:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Americans are fucking warped

09.07.2025 20:55 👍 1 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0