Katt

As the token cis person in the discord server I spend most of my time in, can confirm, trans people love dog pics and shitposting

Moved teams last week into a new role. Ex team mates have been very odd with me. Not replying to me on teams, removing me from group chats.

Honestly quite daft behaviour.

Mildly obsessed with rednote. There are some amazing Chinese recipes on there.

“Going to wfh the rest of today”
“How come”
“Because if I shout ‘fucking cunts’ as loud as I want to I might get fired”

My day is going wonderfully, thanks for asking.

The GOAT

The modded app I used to hide ads on Twitter stopped working a while ago, and I’ve barely signed in since. Been great, don’t miss it

my first piece for The Atlantic. i will be providing more incisive commentary like this, when called upon to do so.

Wish I were one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again

Happy #twinpeaksday to all that celebrate

The "I've really been enjoying the Joe Rogan podcast" statement several months ago should have probably been a big red flag...

Actually gonna properly try this bluesky thing now.

And of course, I am not entitled to anyone’s friendship, which is why I’ve taken the obvious hint and not dug any further/tried to get in contact. They’ve made their feelings pretty clear by their actions and I’ll respect that. But yeah, I’m still kind of salty about it….

I lost (I assume, they blocked me so I can’t find out) one of my oldest (like 25+ years) friends since my partner came out as trans. And I’m really sore about it. Not because I lost a good friend, but because I was so close to someone who was a dickhead for so long.

When I was a kid, I used to *make* my mum put a glass of milk out as well as the sherry, as I didn’t think it was right to encourage drink driving. 5 year old me was such a fucking cop 😂

Documentation you say? Never heard of it 😂

Oh for sure, but upgrading v7/v8 sites that have custom integrations that we didn’t write has been, uh, a “fun” challenge. Dev that was working on it was sending me screenshots of stuff he found, and I was like “I’m not even a dev and I can tell that’s ass backwards” 😂

And here’s me still dealing with migrating people to 13….

I had a couple of days off sick recently, and one of my projects went considerably wrong. I appreciate feeling needed, but you’d think people could self manage for a couple of days

ACAB

My brain: assigned cop at birth

I think I speak for all Wilco fans when I say, “Ow, my back.”

Is Kirby the ultimate fetishist? From his pink coloring (like a vagina) to having a large, insatiable orifice into which he can suck everything under the sun, Kirby represents the sum totality of sexuality.

I will lay out the various ways Kirby is sex incarnate, a 🧵 1/642

I never thought a cut glass chandelier hanging from a suspended ceiling was something I needed in my life, but here we are….

My cat now

A small, lilac tortoiseshell cat with her tail up stood next to a chair

Made a friend

Also found an exceptionally well stocked (and well priced) retro games shop in a random small town in the Loire.

Had a rum and coke tonight that was at *worst* a 1:1 mix, but may have been stronger. Good work France.

It's funny that if Bluesky ever does take off, Jack Dorsey will go down as the undisputed king of microblogging platforms and he will have absolutely no idea what makes any of this good or why anyone uses this. It'd be like if the inventor of the dishwasher was a dalmatian.