Lars Nilbog

Wait a minute. You didn’t anticipate this?

Get used to this fact. Trump WILL use nukes.

Unless it’s one of those “well, if anyone notices THAT, then we’re in trouble anyway” things.

Anyone can composite cleanly with defined lines now. It’s not like it’s 2003.

Has to be intentional, right?

Won’t happen but can you imagine?

Gotta meet that quota.

JJ Redick could use a vacation.

Nobody blames you, MAGGG.

That 8pm (and 8:05) movie choice is insane.

Kristi Noem flew a little too close to the sun and her wax face melted.

Neocons like Richard Perle are like, wait, we can just PAY the President’s son in law, and he’ll send a huge military force?

If every NBA team were a sitcom cast, which team makes the best show?

He’s a happy fella.

The platonic ideals:

Most: MJ
Least: Kaman

Cool to see SHADOW OF THE VAMPIRE era John Malkovich getting some minutes for the Celtics tonight.

Some Childhood’s End shit.

Trumpcoin sale incoming.

The forced obsolescence of the 3.5” jack on phones has created a big market for easily misplaced Airbuds and also a situation where the default public listening format is out loud on tinny speakers. It certainly makes me less likely to eat out or go to coffee shops.

Please tell me we get to experience the evolution of “Honking Down The Highway” from the germ or an idea to the magnificent final product.

Huge Superbowl for Field Goal fans.

I bet Heaven is a tough fuckin’ room.

I feel like, if you look at the contemporary chewable antacid scene right now, nobody’s doing it as well as Tums.

Remember: PAARN

Potatoes
Are
Actually
Really
Nutritious

"Forget it, LaRue. This is Polynesiantown."

Seems like the “steal intimidate bribe torture kill” toolkit may not be enough to govern with and it’s becoming obvious to everyone.

“Are you OK?” - Alex Pretti’s last words

Reminder that, as of the latest reports, Liam Ramos is still in prison in Texas - now for 5 days.

His parents are legal asylum seekers with no criminal record.

Why exactly is Noem still employed?