Oh they'll ignore that part, of course.

He needn't worry about being removed via impeachment, because the Senate will never, ever convict Donald Trump.

But frankly, I don't see a down side to him refusing to sign bills. "I won't do any more damage until you kill voting rights!" Well ok grampa.

I'd feel pretty good if I could just learn to make really good scrambled eggs. Mine come out kind of lifeless and uninspiring.

Worrying about the legality of orders is the opposite of unpatriotic.

The leader of the free world, everyone! It should frighten thinking people that 1/3 of the country thinks this guy is brilliant and the best our country has to offer.

Well thank goodness. For a moment I thought I'd heard right that our kids were starting to come home in body bags.

Yeah, how dare those soldiers come home in coffins? They're trying to make him look bad!

Pretty sure that's Starmer's line, not Trump's.

Wow, you show more dedication to the craft than I do. I have a great recipe for making 2 pizzas from scratch, but I use a regular oven for them.

Operation Epstein Fury

Because learning from our mistakes is simply not something Americans do.

And the horse he rode in on.

With their hands on his shoulders and all. TOTALLY not a cult, guys!!

Or maybe he'll dredge up the phrase "cut and run" from the Bush administration.

Maybe I should post pics of mine!

That is a good outcome. I'm skeptical that it's realistic though. More likely the current regime would be replaced with another dictatorship.

That's dictatorships in general, not specifically communism.

Still are.

She should've dropped them immediately after the firing.

Back in the 90s, I started going to some games with my roommate, sort of testing the waters. Then the strike happened and I thought you greedy f*cks, why should I support this?

Looking back on it, my favorite part was always the tailgate parties anyway. But if you love the game, more power to you.

That's typical of our interventions abroad, really.

I don't see that.

You asked a question that borders on sealioning and are complaining about the answers. Are you sure you didn't go into this with a chip on your shoulder?

For starters.

Exactly.

A result of our educational system failing our young people - by design, at least in the red states.

And they sang a different tune when their kids started coming home in a box, didn't they?

Illegal how? Illegal in the country doing it? Pretty sure there is no international law against it.

In the run-up to the Iraq War, when Republicans were hooting and hollering for war and calling us traitors for saying it was a bad idea, my dad said "They'll sing a different tune when their kids start coming back in body bags. It's a shame it has to be that way, but that's how things are."

Finally someone remembers that.

"Wait, what?"
"Oh nothing. Sleep well, son."