changing your name is not a finite resource, it's a gov't service you pay (too much) for. taking a spouse's last name is the exact same process. you have the right to feel as comfortable as you want/need to be <3 let a trans in front of you in the DMV line, tho
80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"
The 3 genders
body dysmorphin power rangers
unless you are whole-heartedly sure what the definition of "gooning" is, i would refrain from using it. this is me looking out for you! i care!
fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this
after all this time.. all these perfectly good reasons.. what's going to make me watch Heated Rivalry is finding out wolf parade's "i'll believe in anything" is in it
does it have protein tho
good to know, thanks! everyone everywhere is hocking it. my Dr even suggested it off label for depression/addictive tendencies? apparently science has findings :0 but if a drug has side effects, i get them (low tolerance to everything, baybeee!!)
we did what now????
nice. have you experienced hair loss? luke is interested, but it's not a light decision thanks to srsly side effects
ah. how long have you been shootin up & how's it going?
damn, brother! hardy start 🫡
if they added b12 & iron to everything, we'd be a high functioning society. but no, they just want us swole
i still can't believe she incorporated *interpretive dance* on the last tour. one of the most vulnerable acts an artist can perform!
don't go to costco hungry: i bought a giant bag if protein balls only to later realize 8g of protein within 200 calories is weak sauce. i have a protein powder that'll get ya 20g for 160
2026 is Fuckit Vibes
under $50?
won't get you arrested?
just do it
who knew the fascination of dance would play a key roll in the downfall of society?
.. no really, which sci-fi mfr already wrote this part?
not me doing the math for the first time, realizing Scorpios are Valentines date babies. it explains so much. no offense!
"oldest skeleton champion" is how i wake up feeling every morning
finally watched Weapons (which somehow went unspoiled for 6mo?)
ok, guy from WHITEST KIDS U KNOW. you got me. i'm a bit haunted.
we had to palate cleanse afterwards with some old sketches. here’s one that makes My Valentine @big0l.bsky.social pee his pants w/ lolz. enjoy!
Dawson's Creek debut for me at juuust the right age: early high school. i watched every week with my mom. as the seasons progressed, i would get so emotional it felt like i was having heart attacks. i got tested & whatnot: just palpitations.
i still get them, & often think of Dawson when i do. RIP
the wildest part about sunday is how the MAGA show /also/ sang about "fighting for their freedoms". something about WokeLibs & CancelCulture not letting them drink beer in a truck with their dog or something.
isn't one side supposed to be happy? no? we're all in hell? cool.
homecoming king & queen posing for the newsletter
sunset rubdown- "i'm sorry i sang on your hands that must have been in the grave"
that's because they don't know early Of Montreal (there are too many to list)
is he secretly on the death bed? did one of his kids/grandkids come out? is he on the ketamin? Bad Bunny was about $$ and supporting the NFL’s international spread. the other choices are an eyebrow raise. they could've tagged like, morgan wallen to "even things out". not even a stretch
.. TWO queer performers opening the game! BJA of Green Day (bisexual king) & Brandi Carlile (lesbian king). Charlie Puth is a known ally? i'm old. anyway, a bold approval by commish Goodell. esp the part where they let GD play songs about how our gov't sucks..
.. & then Bad Bunny
period
FCKYEAH OCEANBIRDS DOT TUMBLR DOT COM
.. but i reeaallyy wanna talk about the side shows..
