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@edwardhotspur

DO NOT OBEY IN ADVANCE. Your life belongs to you - other people are just borrowing it. You can't go back. Your best days are ahead of you. Make sure your heart is in the right place before you give it to someone.

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Whoa! Be careful out there

11.03.2026 02:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

AI plays chess with Magnus

Magnus has white, moves pawn to D4

AI draws photo of Magnus playing chess, six fingers on each hand, five queens on each side, calls it the Kobayashi Maru Maneuver, declares the People's Checkmate, memes a banner that says "Mission Accomplished and Not Accomplished"

11.03.2026 02:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait, so the "assassins" were sent by Antifa AND they were sent by Iran?
Was the Ayatollah best friends with Jeffrey Epstein too?

11.03.2026 00:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They need to destroy the nuclear program they destroyed last July.

11.03.2026 00:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That sounded like "the files are all Democrats, and we're releasing the files, but they're a hoax and also I'm not in them."

11.03.2026 00:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's almost the beginning of Epstein File season!

10.03.2026 21:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They dePantsired Russia

10.03.2026 21:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 12:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 17303 ๐Ÿ” 5068 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 481 ๐Ÿ“Œ 237

The Paradox
A Wilhelm Scream

10.03.2026 12:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes! โ™ฅ๏ธ

10.03.2026 11:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Muting you. You sound like a total whiner. I don't even care who is right. The fact you're harping on and on about this, literally every post I've seen from you, tells me all I need to know.
"He did it first!" I mean, really?

10.03.2026 00:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No you are not! ๐Ÿ˜

10.03.2026 00:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Relatable. I'm almost there.
I would be honored to be your friend.

10.03.2026 00:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

According to the Constitution, if Agent Orange doesn't sign a bill in 10 days, it becomes a law.

10.03.2026 00:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 23:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 30 ๐Ÿ” 11 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks @blueresister.bsky.social

10.03.2026 00:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"The incompetent new ayatollah only got his job through nepotism."

-Eric Trump

I hope no one targets him, like, you know, with a drone or something.

10.03.2026 00:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 23:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 55 ๐Ÿ” 23 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fake AI bullshit with a fake headline and a fake reposter of that fake bullshit.

10.03.2026 00:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Exactly. And if I wanted to see whatever from one of the Fans sites, I'd be on them. And if I wanted crypto, forex or bitcoin, I'd invest.

10.03.2026 00:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You look so much like an old girlfriend I had. Except unlike her, you're probably sweet and nice.

09.03.2026 12:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Awwwwww

09.03.2026 01:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's only one imminent danger associated with 47 and it's not years of Iran having nukes.

09.03.2026 01:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Right? So obvious. If you're ashamed of who you voted for, there's Exhibit A for what kind of person you are.

09.03.2026 01:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You're adorable.

08.03.2026 19:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tapper is an asshole. There's already $500B more in the budget than 2025.

08.03.2026 18:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's literally a charging cord going from the generator to the Naziwagen.

When you said "this post", it's clear that was self-referential.

08.03.2026 18:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why is the right so violent?!?!

And where is the MAGA condemnation of this attack?

08.03.2026 18:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Since when is money a justification for war, is the appropriate question here.

08.03.2026 18:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reminder to stop saying bombshell, free fall, end, terminal, permanently, etc in your headlines when IT'S CLEARLY NOT FUCKING TRUE.

08.03.2026 13:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0