Husband had the idea for a very large Mariano’s so it can be called “Super Mariano’s”
07.03.2026 02:52
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Husband had the idea for a very large Mariano’s so it can be called “Super Mariano’s”
The year is 2003: I’m wearing wide leg jeans, I can hear Eminem blasting from a car stereo, and we’ve started a new war.
The year is 2026: I’m wearing wide leg jeans, I can hear Eminem blasting from a car stereo, and we’ve started a new war.
When dogs do that little half-assed “boof,” that is them speaking French
What if this guy starred in a Speed remake
This memory just came to me so suddenly
I don’t have enough planter pots for all these babies
Neighborhood Introduces Trap-Neuter-Release Program for Burgeoning Millennial Houseplant Population
*to the tune of Everybody by Backstreet Boys* Did I step in piss? Yeaaahhhhh
Is it mid February or is everyone mad at me
Counting this Italian sub as Mediterranean diet
Is it the end of January or is everyone mad at me
(Everyone is so friendly and loving to one another amid a hateful and complicated world)
And I feel a Midwest God in this Lincoln Service Amtrak tonight
The real Super Bowl was the friends we made along the way
I remember falling asleep on the couch in high school to MTV2 and waking up in a stupor to Radiohead’s Pyramid Song, which spooked me but also probably broke my brain wide open for more music.
Everything I know about tech solutions has been against my will
About to eat a piece of moldy cheese and go to bed in my cold house with my stocking cap on, hope my dreams are normal and chill
My mom had a thing for Q
I love the part in The Nutcracker when Clara’s melatonin + edible combo kicks in.
1 human year is 20 years in Apple device years #aging #adoptdontshop
should be able to comment on Petfinder listings
Sometimes the air feels just right so that I know what it felt like to be a Teletubbie frolicking in that green meadow under a saccharine blue sky
Is there a Duolingo course for corporate jargon?
I can hear my schoolteacher neighbor asking Alexa to cancel her morning alarm for her. Happy summer vacation to those who celebrate
I SURVIVED: they rearranged my local Aldi
I moved to Chicago from central IL because I love train. Hate driving and parking. I don’t want 40% less train.
I have never had my water break, but I have opened a block of tofu in a dramatic gush, which certainly is a similar sensation.
Everywhere I have ever worked, there is one person who will routinely talk through their weekly grocery list and meal plan with me.
I was wondering this when I took the Milwaukee bike detour path this week! People treat the bus lane like a regular car lane 😡😡😡 . (Not a fan of that detour route)
(Kidding, some lines are not so bad. Shout-out to the 77 bus.)