Emily Wright

Do you listen to Maintenance Phase?

WBAL in Baltimore helping viewers understand the difference between watches and warnings

"he's running"

Here comes Gundlach.

"Vance lifted his leg in the air to show the president the pair he was wearing," White House Correspondent Katie Rogers wrote at the time. Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick, Trump's communications director Steven Cheung, deputy chief of staff James Blair, and speechwriter Ross Worthington have also been given the shoes.

That first bit 😮‍💨 the utter unseriousness of these people has me in a laughing/crying/panic cycle

I *just* made this joke, nearly verbatim 😂 something something Bsky twins something great minds

something something big shoes to fill something joke

But the Justice Department submitted a court filing Friday in an ongoing case saying that the Social Security Administration had discovered a secret agreement between a DOGE employee and an unidentified political advocacy group. The agreement called for sharing Social Security data with the aim of overturning election results in certain states, according to the filing.

oh but wait kids... that's not all

www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

Just the worst; it’s treated as something casual that the target is reacting to but is absolutely 1. Not being overreacted to and 2. cumulative in effect

Actual footage of advisors reacting to my grad school application documents

Never a big Narnia guy but this 6 seconds typifies everything I love about British television.

Running for Senate in IL:

Oooh I like her, the whole way she comports herself *takes notes*

Fox & Friends: "We want to acknowledge a mistake made earlier on our program. During our coverage of yesterday's dignified transfer, we inadvertently aired video from an older dignified transfer instead of the ceremony that took place yesterday. We deeply regret the error."

The basic tools of military action are things that would be horrorific crimes in civilian life. A war crime is an act so egregious that it stands out against that background. Somehow we never have that conversation honestly before we go to war.

chat I am experiencing what apparently is IKEA’s women’s history month playlist

I take comfort in knowing that no matter how bad life is… I’m never drinking Jägermeister again

Having some of the most thoroughly redacted thoughts of my life.

Reluctantly crouched at the starting line.

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26

NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%

As an only child who fantasized about having a sibling, thank you for embodying the exact energy I wanted to have with that mythical person

PS you’re one of my faves, thanks for being you

Spectacular comment, my liege

Worst Beatles album cover ever

One of the comments is “this like watching Grogu train” and yes. Yes yes, yes. 🥹

Do you like screaming at the sky?

Would you like to scream at the sky in the nighttime as well as the daytime? Especially when the weather is changing?

This message has been brought to you by witchcraft™️ and other nature based spiritual systems. Come see what all the screaming is about!

JP Montoya’s commentary is wonderful, but I really miss Davide, who always essentially sounds like a small Italian child saying, “mamma mia, so fast-a” as the cars just scream by

#F1 #AustralianGP

i love the handful of people responding to this to say that Dunks is bad coffee

i don't think they understand that New Englanders' affection for Dunks is only incidentally related to the quality of their products

I got used to the Awoooooo only a month before I went back to DC. Now I miss it ☺️

Could this be a triple threat? TimBirkenCroc?!